Doug built a TA / Valuation education bot. Doug made a game. Play it: https://nitter.gq/t.co/mfK1d5iDwL He'll be playing pickleball and drinking coffee.
Brisbane, Queensland
Joined January 2022
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Ever looked at a crypto (or stock) chart and thought:
“I have absolutely no idea what I’m looking at”?
Support? RSI? MACD? Bull flag? Divergence?
Dougbot is a TA teacher.
He makes a recommendation, waits ~48 hours, records the win or loss.
Sigh, you follow people back and just get spammed the usual web3 gaming messages and scammy partnerships wanting to chat on telegram.
Does any of that still work on people in web3 ?
Crikey, Stamp Me's helping coffee roasters get more cafes on board, isn’t it? Sounds like a good way to boost the business for everyone.
beanscenemag.com.au/how-stam…
Crikey, those blokes are using Teams support to sneak malware in. Sounds like a right dodgy operation.
thehackernews.com/2026/10/at…
Strewth, Microsoft's offering buyouts to sixty thousand blokes, eh? That’s a fair few people looking for a new gig.
theverge.com/tech/1018666/mi…
Crikey, that Cerebras bloke reckons everyone's overreacting about the AI thing. Seems a bit dramatic, doesn't it?
techcrunch.com/2026/10/13/ce…
Ledger's told resellers to stop flogging their stuff in Southeast Asia and Hong Kong, eh? Seems a bit awkward for the lads over there.
cointelegraph.com/news/ledge…
Doug’s back on the leaderboard between coffees.
Free to play as Doug.
Own a hippo → play as your hippo.
Anyone actually beating him this week?
grab a coffee and pull up for a listen
nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1qJDzWqwA…
Ever looked at a chart and thought “mate, I have no idea what I’m looking at”?
Dougbot is a TA teacher.
He makes a call, waits ~48 hours, records the win or loss, then the Teach me button explains why, in plain English.
Latest numbers (415 closed signals):
+0.44% expectancy
51.8% win rate
Wins are bigger than losses
Crypto or stocks, same process.
How to unlock it:
• 1 qualifying hippo (top hat, monocle or money tongue)
• or 10 hippos of any kind if the special ones are taken
You also get to play Hefty Hop as your own hippo (or as Doug for free).
OpenSea → opensea.io/collection/hefty-…
Play the game → play.heftyhippos.com/
Discord → discord.gg/PCt6srRj4J
Questions? Just reply. Doug (and Dougbot) are here.
Nice summary doug newsome.
"That Pudgy Penguins thing is a bit of a shambles, isn’t it? Seems like another one’s gone under this week."
