In the 1960's, Beirut was known as the Paris of the Middle East. Now after decades of radical Islam, it's become the...Paris of the Middle East.

Abraham: "It was a dangerous mission and I almost died, but we defeated the four kings and saved Sodom." God: "Abraham, I am going to destroy Sodom." Abraham: "Oh come on!"

In Israeli elections, whenever someone's party loses, they always blame the Jews.

Antisemites never realized the secret to getting rid of the Jews is to just leave us alone. When we're left alone, we can relax, we enjoy life too much, and we assimilate. When we're persecuted, we begin praying, we start putting on tefillin, we keep shabbos, we're Jews!!!

Palestinians living in the West Bank have the ability to move anywhere in the world. The reason they don't is because they choose to stay living where they are. Unless of course you're claiming 57 Muslim countries are refusing the Palestinians citizenship that would allow them to escape the conflict, which is such an Islamophobic thing to say.

Antisemites are dumb.

When you ask why 57 Muslim countries won't allow Gaza kids into their borders.

In the Bible, after Isaac is harmed, Abraham sends away Ishmael and his mother. The lesson is, sometimes you just have to deport radical Muslims.