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Julian Keller

@HellionTK

Telekinetic, former handless wonder, you know what it is, also @JustLauraKinney is bae https://nitter.gq/t.co/tYx8cHvkfY

 Westchester, New York
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Joined January 2011
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Man, I'm sick of these flatscans.
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So are all of you guys just bots now or what?
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Why the fuck am I getting suggested tweets from bigots like Marjorie Taylor Greene? She’s worse than Senator Kelly.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Slides this over to @bornincaldecott and mumbles, “Er, Happy Mother’s Day, I didn’t forget. Okay, bye.”
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Damn. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Guess what mutha fuckas!! I got my hands back!
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It’s too goddamn hot!!
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Well enjoy the heat. Laura and I are going on a Disney cruise because we're bougie like that.
Bruh. Why is LA hot as balls right now? Like more so than usual? Damn global warming. Flatscans mess up everything.
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It’s my Twitterversary
Well life sure has gotten interesting lately.
Damn it, Laura, can’t you tell your sister to keep that badger in a cage or something? It took a crap in my shoe again!
Sometimes I’m surprised I’m still alive.
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It’s so hot. Can’t Storm create a blizzard or something?
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