An insight into my brain

If Rochelle survives this eviction I fear she might win the whole show unfortunately #BBUK

The talking pumpkin #BBUK

Philip going on about Liverpool getting behind him when the whole of Merseyside are posting stories of him swiping handbags and getting kicked out of club 3000 bingo on facebook #BBUK

Rochelle being nice to Twinks and staying away from Philip lasted long didn’t it #BBUK

The thought of Rochelle and Philip going out like this on Friday #BBUK

The sound effect for every nomination #BBUK

Catrin stood waiting to get in the fridge while Rochelle goes on about nominations #BBUK

Is there a reason why Philip always puts on his dawn the jockey hat for nominations #BBUK

Has everyone nominated Rochelle so far???? #BBUK

When the camera flashy, I act so happy

Every day I think about the time I was in the arndale one at the rhode stand and a group of kids no older than 11 were complaining to one another about wanting to get a lip balm but had to “wait for the old cow to move” - turns out I was the old cow they were referring to

I try by macy gray just came on the radio in the office and now I’m just sat at my desk thinking about when she stormed off the masked singer dressed as a toad in a hole 😭😭😭😭

Me when all the things she said by tatu comes on shuffle

For a spooky twist can the evicted housemates pop up like this #BBUK

Why am I finding them all sat around carving pumpkins weirdly cute #BBUK

How have we got to a point where Twinks is gentle parenting Rochelle and Rhianna 😭😭😭😭 #BBUK

I wish that I was good at compliments like Twinks because I can’t even genuinely say nice things to my friends without sounding like I’m taking the piss #BBUK

The laugh therapy challenge thing just reminded me of this #BBUK

Had a listen of that Knats album last week and went in with zero expectations of liking it but I’ve been obsessed ever since

Harry spending 90% of his exit interview gossiping with the crowd #BBUK