Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty) header
Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty) profile picture

No, I don’t look like my pictures 😌

Le Chateau de Jo
Joined November 2010
Photo by Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty)Photo by Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty)Photo by Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty)Photo by Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty)Photo by Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty)Photo by Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty)Photo by Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty)Photo by Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty)Photo by Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty)Photo by Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 (@HelloK_titty)
β€œThe skyline was hitting that day” The skyline in question:
define β€˜thirst trap’
24
126
13
2,447
131,119
Imagine, you meet a man online and he tells you he’s 6’5 right, so you agree to meet up in person In walks a 5’6 nigga. It’s him…. What’s your next move?
3
3
1
496
Bring back niggas who yearn…
1
1
109
I’m forgot to take meat out the freezer again
86
Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 retweeted
You had just one job
Nobody got my kanye costume last night :/
64
495
10
40,712
2,367,275
Whew that was a good nap, time to eat and lay right back down πŸ˜‚
1
128
Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 retweeted
I’m tired of texting β€œstop”. I can’t wait until this election cycle is over.
6
5
1
15
971
Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 retweeted
A stud I grew up with dm’d me and asked to smoke and listen to music in her car to catch up….she think I’m dumb!
261
3,900
261
88,290
1,027,435
Dandelion tea is a literally a game changer
130
Burnt orange or brown
Neurodivergents what colour is November?
1
3
3
229
I woke up angry… why you ask? @TheDuragGeneral filled my tank up to the BRIM Car totaled with a tank full of gas.
126
Hold on… wear that to my house, I’m tryna see something
Bow to the queen
1
257
Me realizing that all my friends are smokers… It’s three w**d sticks in rotation and 4 people in the car. I have my window down. But yet… I might still be high
1
193
Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 retweeted
🐍
19
56
6
817
30,160
I been ripping and running all day trying to handle this damn car vs the city shit… One more estimate and my packet will be ready.
1
148
I know that’s right boo!
Finally back to my pre baby weighttttt! Now let’s get this muscle backkk!
85
Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 retweeted
$48,000 a year?
So y’all telling me $4,000 a month AFTER taxes isn’t enough money to live on?? 🀨
265
726
100
24,868
2,600,058
This was the most irritating shit ever
My daughter signed me up to make gumbo at the end of the month for a fundraiser and I looked at her so sideways bc when have you ever seen me make a mf gumbo 😭😭
89
355
65
17,353
459,012
Flat Chested Shorty 🌚 retweeted
I was running out of my most expensive perfume (I’m talking triple digits) and I was so sad…Tell me why I’m at my momma’s house and she pulls a FULL BOTTLE of it out and says β€œI think you’ll like this, doesn’t smell right on me” and just gives it to me I’LL KILL SOMEBODY BOUT YOU NEPHEW
5
193
7
4,636
48,265
1 and 6
Ladies,you only pick two? πŸ₯Ή 1. Fluent in 10 languages 2. Free flights & hotels forever 3. Dream body while eating 4. Unlimited wigs & makeup 5. Unlimited wardrobe 6. $ 1M every month
146