Imagine, you meet a man online and he tells you heβs 6β5 right, so you agree to meet up in person
In walks a 5β6 nigga. Itβs himβ¦. Whatβs your next move?
Flat Chested Shorty π retweeted
Iβm tired of texting βstopβ. I canβt wait until this election cycle is over.
I woke up angry⦠why you ask?
@TheDuragGeneral filled my tank up to the BRIM
Car totaled with a tank full of gas.
Me realizing that all my friends are smokersβ¦
Itβs three w**d sticks in rotation and 4 people in the car.
I have my window down.
But yet⦠I might still be high
I been ripping and running all day trying to handle this damn car vs the city shitβ¦
One more estimate and my packet will be ready.
Flat Chested Shorty π retweeted
I was running out of my most expensive perfume (Iβm talking triple digits) and I was so sadβ¦Tell me why Iβm at my mommaβs house and she pulls a FULL BOTTLE of it out and says βI think youβll like this, doesnβt smell right on meβ and just gives it to me
IβLL KILL SOMEBODY BOUT YOU NEPHEW
























