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Diwali calls for a special lunch. Typical Odia Veg Thali. Peas Palav, Dal, Tomato dates ka chutney (we call khatta), Alu Parwal rasa, papad, sweet (date bites). Too many dates here 😅 how much u will rate my cooking?
Like never run of a misfielding, never go near bomb for that matter any firecracker, when it does not burst. You need to protect your eyes, otherwise where will u use lensart offers?
Today is Kali Puja.
While much of India worships Goddess Lakshmi on Diwali, Odisha, West Bengal and Assam worship Goddess Kali
Kali maa was so angry after killing demons, would have destroyed world, Lord Shiva came to rescue. Laid like a corpse. Once Kali maa stepped on Shiva by mistake, felt embarrassed as Shiva is her husband (tongue is out) and became calm
In childhood, Diwali had one more thing to look forward to. The blockbuster movies getting released which we love even today. Do you remember watching movies at theatre during Diwali? What is your favorite movie? Mine DDLJ
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Wish you all happy diwali 🎆 🪔
Be happy with what you have. One life to live. Love all and get lots of love in return. Have a great year ahead
One client issue I could not solve in half a day, my manager gave me a warning. Here in 12.5 years Modi ji could not solve Delhi pollution issue, no one says anything to him. Just because I am biological
Sarcastic Dasu retweeted
After Kannada Rajyotsava, now Diwali falls on Sunday. Narayana Murthy before going to sleep
Ramayana story most of us know and seen in TV (lockdown DD played again) Just want to understand the reason people go to theatre to watch it. Is it hype? Big screen exp? Diwali time? VFX? You are fan of actors?
We see South Indians states have progressed better than North Indian states. According to you what South Indian states do right, which North Indian states can emulate?
In Samvat 2082 (last year Diwali to yesterday), the Sensex and Nifty declines by 4%
Due to sharp pre-Diwali rally, both indices surged more than 10% in the past seven sessions. Otherwise it would have been lot worse
Where do you see See Sensex and Nifty by next Diwali?
Google is happy, the employee was checking in Google which food items has how much shelf life before taking them to her room.
Google should probably be more mindful of who they hire.
My flatmate works at Google and brings home 1L cans of milk, fruits and God knows what else from the office.
It’s been three days since she returned from home, and she’s already managed to occupy the entire fridge.
Yes, Google lets you take food home. But that doesn’t mean basic civic sense and consideration for people you live with should go out the window. wtf google hire better people please or else people will look down at you.
Do you know the biggest pandemic of our times. It's not Covid. It's social media. It facilitates people to do "show off". Show how they are doing better than others.
Billions have fallen to trap, millions getting added every second, all feeling low with their lives. Families are getting destroyed, financially, mental peace is gone. People are regretting to live life. Sad part, there is no vaccine, won't have any vaccine. It's a hell out there.
Humble request, do not fall to that trap. Be happy with what u have, thank God for that. Your love for u and your family is your vaccine❤️
People invite you to their home, not to meet you after years. They invite you to show you how much they have spent on interiors, the high class amenities they have. In case you aren't liking their photos on SM, will show them on iPad how cool was their last month Greece vacation
We as kids, even adults in the past have burnt fire crackers, there are kids and adults today who want to do same. Only challenge is today's pollution (air and noise way more than 30-40 years back). We are all aware of AQI level in all major cities across India and the health issues it brings to elders, kids, almost all of us.
My humble request to everyone, ask this question to yourself. How would you like to leave this planet for future generations? A better place or worse?
I am not here to judge, anyone burning or not burning fire crackers. Take care and have a great Diwali
Do not carry distractions to office. Give 100% at office. Do not carry office work to home. Give 100% to your family. Both are important, both deserve your full attention!
