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@HellsBitchen_8h

woke is BACK. time to adapt

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@HellsBitchen_10h

Exit poll? No I just order her an uber home at 7am

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@HellsBitchen_13h

Voting today female style by picking which name is cuter

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@HellsBitchen_13h

"This erection feels different" - Eric Shin

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Summer's Eye retweeted

bing 🪵@BingBongLLC16h

My company encouraged me to go to the poles but then gets mad when I take a 3 hour lunch at a strip club??

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@HellsBitchen_21h

Vance and Rubio going to see the results tomorrow and be like actually I'm busy 2028-2032 sorry

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@HellsBitchen_Nov 3

Every time I think the political climate in this country can't get any more vile, I remember that one time our Vice President shot and killed a rival Treasury secretary

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@HellsBitchen_Nov 2

Hey man you can't come into my houseparty. We're already at capacity of gay losers

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@HellsBitchen_Nov 2

Dumb fucking senators didn't pass permanent daylight savings and now it's dark when i go home

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puella@retiredbsmtwifeNov 2

Accidentally got the tampons with lead in them but when i pulled it out it was gold

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@asymmetricinfoNov 2

Who could have seen this coming? If only there were some sort of social science dedicated to studying markets that could have warned us in advance.

Alyssa Katz@alykatzzNov 2

Rent freeze, we have a problem: affordable housing can’t get financing. thecityreporter.nyc/2026/11/…

Government-Backed Lenders Tighten Mortgage Rules in Response to Mamdani’s Rent Freeze

Government-Backed Lenders Tighten Mortgage Rules in Response to Mamdani’s Rent Freeze

Freddie Mac has paused new loans, and Fannie Mae is baking in the cost of the rent freeze, making it difficult for landlords to get financing, multiple real estate sources told The City Reporter.

thecityreporter.nyc

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@HellsBitchen_Nov 1

Very clever and well done sunday theme

Image from Summer's Eye (@HellsBitchen_)

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@HellsBitchen_Nov 1

Today is the Super Bowl for performative runners

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@HellsBitchen_Nov 1

Who up candying their corn

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@HellsBitchen_Nov 1

Gracie abrams is beautiful on snl but what a lesbian haircut

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@HellsBitchen_Nov 1

Call me a pumpkin the way imma give her a hollow wienering

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@HellsBitchen_Oct 31

Bitches will put on an antler headband and call it a halloween costume

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@HellsBitchen_Oct 30

Grid failure advice:

@GeringerAdamOct 30

Daily reminder to get off the interstate

Image from Adam Geringer (@GeringerAdam)

Image from Adam Geringer (@GeringerAdam)

Image from Adam Geringer (@GeringerAdam)

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@HellsBitchen_Oct 30

At this rate trump is gonna bomb the NYSE this weekend instead of kharg island

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@HellsBitchen_Oct 30

-4% i hope she likes chipotle

@HellsBitchen_Oct 30

Tactical nukes are on the agenda, NDX is down 3%, and levered ETFs have $30bn to sell today. And she's asking about dinner reservations.

Image from Summer's Eye (@HellsBitchen_)

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