SCOTT LONGAS

Haunted houses are great in October. However, have you ever had a deer clear your car hood at 55 mph?

It’s Monday… lower your expectations accordingly.

Some people really believe that every raccoon is one belly rub away from becoming their best friend.

Trying to pet a wild animal is basically asking Mother Nature for a surprise visit to the ER trauma unit.

I hear some of the liberals are complaining about Trump's bribe... Those same liberals took an experimental jab for a cheeseburger.

Today, young people are dying suddenly, and it is normal for some reason. However, us the unvaccinated know why....💉💉💉💉💉

Another episode of FAFO...

Hopefully, the next jury will bring justice for five-year-old Cora, three-year-old Dawson, and eight-month-old Callan.

Nothing says “natural” like 37 ingredients trying to impersonate a cow.

Fake meat: for people who want their burger to have a LinkedIn profile.

AI can create art, music, and movies. However, I still can’t fold a fitted sheet.

If you’re not going to use your blinker, at least send me a carrier pigeon to let me know what direction you plan on going.