Philly // Jersey | TA Manager @ Comoto 🏍💨 | Beagle Stan | Pizza Enthusiast 🍕 | Over-Caffeinated & Tastefully Sarcastic | A Forking Good Person ✨
Philadelphia, PA
Joined October 2008
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Are we ready to scoot on over to Bluesky? If so, you can find me over there on the same handle. bsky.app/profile/heybmccormi…
I’ve been spending less time here while moving to 🔵⛅️ (find me @ the same username). After 4 relaxing days in WNC, and returning to work tomorrow morning, it was a very nice send off to wake up to this view today. With dad getting older, it makes it harder to leave each time 🥺
It only took 5 minutes to wait for my bus this AM, the BSL picked me up a minute after I walked down to the platform and the Navy Yard Loop shuttle was waiting for me when I got off the train. Getting the day started on good footing ☺️
NEW OFFICE DOG ALERT 🚨 This is Daphne, she’s two years old and super skittish. She learned this morning that I earn love and affection through treats and pets. She’s warming up already and a guaranteed 12/10 good girl.
By far the coolest house in the entire city of Philadelphia. Convince me otherwise, you can’t. redf.in/Kw3djq
Self Care Saturday looks a whole lot like coffee from the new neighborhood spot, a nail appointment and 2 hours of aimlessly wandering Target
When you’re one of only 5 people in the office so you get a VIP invite to watch the holiday studio shoot 🎅🏼✨
I’ve never needed to consume content for comfort like I need this Golden Bachelorette men tell all 🫶🏻
There isn’t enough coffee in the world, or personal sanity for that matter, that will help me be a productive coworker when the sun comes up…
Noise noise noise. Lalalalalalala.
…meanwhile at casa McCormick, @D_level_analyst has tapped out and gone to bed.