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Mark

@HeyItsMarkH

hey, hey! 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 📍London

 United Kingdom
Joined February 2012
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Replying to @scottygb
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prepare for the longest nautical metaphor you’ll hear today
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Look, I don't ask for much. All I want is for the no-confidence letters in Sunak to hit the threshold the second he announces an election.
Nicholas Watt (@nicholaswatt) profile pictureNicholas Watt
@nicholaswatt22 May 2024
A Tory rebel source tells me: Letters are going in calling for a no confidence vote in Rishi Sunak after reports of an imminent general election announcement
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'Ban rainbow lanyards' #YesAndHo :/
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HA! That was hilarious. 'Brighton - How did the historic ABBA victory change the city?' #eurovision
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At the E-Passport barriers again – at South East, England
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BREAKING: Buckingham Palace has announced with profound regret that Royal Correspondent Nicholas Witchell has wanked himself into a coma
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The jokes about cancer won’t be read by Prince Charles, but will be read by those who have it or has been affected by someone who has.
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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This is the best FUCK OFFFFFFF ever recorded
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Solidarity from the 2 Brewers! ✊🏻🌈🏳️‍⚧️ We won’t let hate win here in Clapham or anywhere. Thank you to everyone who showed up to support at short notice. We hope to plan something later in the week too. standard.co.uk/news/crime/tw…
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Today marks one year since we lost Bury legend, Lenny Johnrose. Our thoughts today are with Lens family as we remember his heroic contributions on and off the pitch💙 If you can please donate to help the MND Association’s fight against MND. mndassociation.org/get-invol… #BuryFC
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⚪🔵 Our story started in 1885... Tomorrow we begin the next chapter and make our long-awaited return to league action at Gigg Lane. Tomorrow we make history, be #PartOfIt buryfc.co.uk/tickets
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People still call our streaming service 4OD so good luck
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave23 Jul 2023
Twitter will officially rebrand as X later today, Elon Musk confirms.
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Girl, same 😮😆
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Two best quotes from this weekend that I never dreamed of hearing: "Mr Shatner is asking for you on the bridge" AND Guest: "The folks where I work really love your your designs and everything you did it's so inspiring" ME: awe thank you, where do you work Guest: NASA
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“Firstly, are you ok? I hope so.”
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I hate seeing RuPaul and the hilarious Ross Matthews fight like this
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