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columbo screenshots@ColumboScreens2h
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Geoff@G3OFFYOct 26
Sports are dead within 10 years better hope your teams won one
The Athletic
@TheAthleticOct 26
The NBA is formally stepping into the prediction markets ecosystem. The league announced agreements Monday morning with Kalshi and Polymarket that will allow the companies to use official league data and intellectual property and give the league control over what trades the companies are allowed to offer. nyti.ms/4smgsfG

NBA announces partnership with prediction markets Kalshi, Polymarket (Gift Article)

The deal makes Kalshi and Polymarket the league's preferred prediction markets and will expand the NBA's partnership with DraftKings.

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Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller@JohnnyCallicuttOct 26
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 26,1950
P1- NANCY IS IN THE BED , WHEN HER AUNT FRITZI CHECKS ON HER FRITZI: NANCY--IT'S COLD TONIGHT---DO YOU WANT THAT BIG EXTRA BLANKET? NANCY: OH, NO THANKS, P2- NANCY SITS UP IN BED, SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND SEES FIVE PUPPIES OUTSIDE SHIVERING IN THE COLD P3-NANCY GOES TO HER AUNT FRITZI NANCY: MAYBE І COULD USE THAT BIG BLANKET, AUNT FRITZI P4- NANCY IS ASLEEP UNDER THE BIG BLANKET AND SO ARE THE FIVE PUPPIES, AFTER NANCY BROUGHT THEM IN, OUT OF THE COLD NIGHT.

ALT P1- NANCY IS IN THE BED , WHEN HER AUNT FRITZI CHECKS ON HER FRITZI: NANCY--IT'S COLD TONIGHT---DO YOU WANT THAT BIG EXTRA BLANKET? NANCY: OH, NO THANKS, P2- NANCY SITS UP IN BED, SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND SEES FIVE PUPPIES OUTSIDE SHIVERING IN THE COLD P3-NANCY GOES TO HER AUNT FRITZI NANCY: MAYBE І COULD USE THAT BIG BLANKET, AUNT FRITZI P4- NANCY IS ASLEEP UNDER THE BIG BLANKET AND SO ARE THE FIVE PUPPIES, AFTER NANCY BROUGHT THEM IN, OUT OF THE COLD NIGHT.

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Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller@JohnnyCallicuttOct 25
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 25,1947
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE HAVING FUN PLAYING BALL IN THE PARK P2- A POLICE OFFICER SEES THEM AND ANGRILY SHOUTS AT THEM POLICE OFFICER: HEY, KIDS! DIDN'T YOU SEE THESE SIGNS ? THE SIGNS READ - KEEP OFF THE GRASS AND NO BALL PLAYING P3- NANCY: OH, THANKS, OFFICER THE OFFICER IS SHOCKED TO SEE NANCY AND SLUGGO HAVE PULLED UP THE SIGNS AND ARE NOW USING THEM LIKE TENNIS RACKETS, HITTING THE BALL BACK AND FORTH TO EACH OTHER

ALT P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE HAVING FUN PLAYING BALL IN THE PARK P2- A POLICE OFFICER SEES THEM AND ANGRILY SHOUTS AT THEM POLICE OFFICER: HEY, KIDS! DIDN'T YOU SEE THESE SIGNS ? THE SIGNS READ - KEEP OFF THE GRASS AND NO BALL PLAYING P3- NANCY: OH, THANKS, OFFICER THE OFFICER IS SHOCKED TO SEE NANCY AND SLUGGO HAVE PULLED UP THE SIGNS AND ARE NOW USING THEM LIKE TENNIS RACKETS, HITTING THE BALL BACK AND FORTH TO EACH OTHER

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David Ellison to join cast of 'The Pitt' in Season 3.
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Ryan Grim
@ryangrimOct 20
This is a bad sign, because people stop paying their car note last, for obvious reasons. Auto loan delinquencies going up mean people have tried everything else to get by first and are now at risk of losing their ride.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 19
BREAKING: America’s $1.7 trillion auto loan market is headed for a crash, per Reuters. Auto loans are now one of the biggest sources of household debt, bigger than credit cards. And the strain is showing: 1 in 5 Americans is behind on at least one loan, the highest since 2010, and the average car on the road is now nearly 13 years old, a record.
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Honestly too many people watch/listen to stuff on their phones in public with the device's speaker. Volume up to the max. It needs to acceptable to shame people for this. Not in your car or residence by yourself? Put on some headphones or read the subtitles.
doomer
@uncledoomerOct 18
i am eating at the counter at a diner and a pair of baby boomers are just sitting here with an ipad, speakers on full blast, watching reels of AI slop. there are maybe 10,000 sentient human beings on earth
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Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller@JohnnyCallicuttOct 18
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 18,1950
P1- NANCY IS IN THE BED, BUT SHE CAN’T GET TO SLEEP, BECAUSE OF HER NEIGHBORS LOUD SNORING NEIGHBOR : ZZZZZZZ AWK-K-ZZZZZZ K ZZZZ P2- NEIGHBOR: ZZZZZZ-K-ZZZ ZZZZZZZ NANCY HAS BECOME FED UP WITH THE LOUD SNORING OF HER NEIGHBOR, SHE GETS A REEL TO REEL HOME RECORDER P3- NEIGHBOR: ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ AWK-K NANCY MAKES A RECORDING OF HER NEIGHBORS SNORING P4- NANCY PLAYS BACK HER NEIGHBORS SNORING AT HER WINDOW RECORDING: AWK-K-ZZZZZZ AWK-K- ZZZZZ THE RECORDING WAKES UP HER NEIGHBOR

ALT P1- NANCY IS IN THE BED, BUT SHE CAN’T GET TO SLEEP, BECAUSE OF HER NEIGHBORS LOUD SNORING NEIGHBOR : ZZZZZZZ AWK-K-ZZZZZZ K ZZZZ P2- NEIGHBOR: ZZZZZZ-K-ZZZ ZZZZZZZ NANCY HAS BECOME FED UP WITH THE LOUD SNORING OF HER NEIGHBOR, SHE GETS A REEL TO REEL HOME RECORDER P3- NEIGHBOR: ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ AWK-K NANCY MAKES A RECORDING OF HER NEIGHBORS SNORING P4- NANCY PLAYS BACK HER NEIGHBORS SNORING AT HER WINDOW RECORDING: AWK-K-ZZZZZZ AWK-K- ZZZZZ THE RECORDING WAKES UP HER NEIGHBOR

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$787+ a month for the average car payment in q3 2026? To each their own, but seems wild to me.
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CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS@ClassicStripsOct 17
Heathcliff George Gately 10.17.73
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La vida en viñetas@lavidaenvinetasOct 16
Ernie Bushmiller
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If you're reading this, don't forget to cancel that free trial before you're charged. It's way too expensive.
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Ok, it has to be @realmartypeercy signing me up for all of these "need donations now" political spam texts. A+ troll game. Really getting annoyed, pal.
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Daily Nancy Comic Strips.@Callicutt5JohnOct 14
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Beautiful Normal Woman@SillyBWomanOct 13
Seven Brew is like if a Mega Church made a Wish to become a Coffee Shop
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Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller@JohnnyCallicuttOct 13
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 12,1949
P1- NANCY AND FRITZI ARE LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW, THEY ARE LOOKING AT TWO KIDS ON THE SIDEWALK, THE BOY IS GIVING THE GIRL A PIECE OF CANDY FRITZI: ISN'T THAT CUTE ?--- ALWAYS SHARE WHAT YOU HAVE P2- LATER FRITZI: NANCY -- WILL YOU RAKE THE LEAVES OFF OUR LAWN? NANCY:O.K. P3- FRITZI LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW TO SEE WHAT NANCY IS DOING FRITZI:WHAT ARE YOU DOING? P4- NANCY: I'M SHARING OUR LEAVES WITH MR. SPUTTER MR. SPUTTER WATCHES FROM HIS WINDOW AS NANCY DUMPS A BASKET OF LEAVES INTO HIS YARD

ALT P1- NANCY AND FRITZI ARE LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW, THEY ARE LOOKING AT TWO KIDS ON THE SIDEWALK, THE BOY IS GIVING THE GIRL A PIECE OF CANDY FRITZI: ISN'T THAT CUTE ?--- ALWAYS SHARE WHAT YOU HAVE P2- LATER FRITZI: NANCY -- WILL YOU RAKE THE LEAVES OFF OUR LAWN? NANCY:O.K. P3- FRITZI LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW TO SEE WHAT NANCY IS DOING FRITZI:WHAT ARE YOU DOING? P4- NANCY: I'M SHARING OUR LEAVES WITH MR. SPUTTER MR. SPUTTER WATCHES FROM HIS WINDOW AS NANCY DUMPS A BASKET OF LEAVES INTO HIS YARD

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K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Frankamin Benlin@human_xxooOct 12
The East Wing is destroyed. So is Reflecting Pool. The cherry trees have been chopped down. We’re at war. Tariffs spiked prices. Our debt has ballooned. The corruption is off the charts. So are the lies. The election is in 3-weeks.
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Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller@JohnnyCallicuttOct 12
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 12,1945
P1- SLUGGO IS DOWN AT THE LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT, HE GOES INTO THE FIRE CHIEF’S OFFICE WEARING A TOY FIREMAN’S HAT SLUGGO: HEY, CHIEF--- DIS IS FIRE PREVENTION WEEK --- P2- SLUGGO: SO HOW ABOUT MAKIN' ME A JUNIOR FIREMAN? ThE FIRE CHIEF IS CLEARLY ANNOYED FIRE CHIEF:DON’T BOTHER ME P3 SLUGGO: AW PLEASE FIRE CHIEF: HOW COULD YOU PUT OUT A FIRE? P4- SLUGGO HAS A TRICK FLOWER ON THE LAPEL OF HIS COAT AND HE SQURTS WATER ON THE FIRE CHIEF’S CIGAR THAT HE IS SMOKING

ALT P1- SLUGGO IS DOWN AT THE LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT, HE GOES INTO THE FIRE CHIEF’S OFFICE WEARING A TOY FIREMAN’S HAT SLUGGO: HEY, CHIEF--- DIS IS FIRE PREVENTION WEEK --- P2- SLUGGO: SO HOW ABOUT MAKIN' ME A JUNIOR FIREMAN? ThE FIRE CHIEF IS CLEARLY ANNOYED FIRE CHIEF:DON’T BOTHER ME P3 SLUGGO: AW PLEASE FIRE CHIEF: HOW COULD YOU PUT OUT A FIRE? P4- SLUGGO HAS A TRICK FLOWER ON THE LAPEL OF HIS COAT AND HE SQURTS WATER ON THE FIRE CHIEF’S CIGAR THAT HE IS SMOKING

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Jamarrius@YungxJayyOct 11
Can she lay the groundwork for leaving us the hell alone?
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 11
Kamala Harris Lays Groundwork for Third Presidential Run — WSJ
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