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I share things I learn, useful tips, random thoughts, stories, and lessons from trying to figure life out.

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Joined March 2026
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I'm pretty fuckkkking weird, so just know that if we vibe, there's definitely something wrong with you too.
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"How kind I'll be when I become a billionaire"๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿพ
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That feeling you get when you re-stock your fridge
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Please stop taking your anger out on kids
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So because ladies are attracted to bad guys you went ahead and joined a cult? Smh
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I honestly can't rate any guy who switches personalities whenever a lady is around
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4ๅนดใใ‚‰ใ„ๅ‰ใ€่ทๅ ดใงใปใจใ‚“ใฉ่ฉฑใ—ใŸใ“ใจใฎใชใ„็”ทๆ€งใ‹ใ‚‰็ช็„ถใ€Œๅ‰ใ‹ใ‚‰ๆฐ—ใซใชใฃใฆใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ€ใจ้ฃŸไบ‹ใซ่ช˜ใ‚ใ‚ŒใŸใ“ใจใŒใ‚ใ‚‹ใ€‚ ใใ“ใ‹ใ‚‰ไฝ•ๅบฆใ‹้ฃŸไบ‹ใซ่กŒใฃใฆใ€3ๅ›ž็›ฎใฎใƒ‡ใƒผใƒˆใŒ็ต‚ใ‚ใฃใŸๅธฐใ‚Š้“ใซๅ‘Š็™ฝใ•ใ‚ŒใŸใ€‚ ๆญฃ็›ดใ€ๆœ€ๅˆใฏๆ‚ชใ„ๅฐ่ฑกใ‚‚ใชใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚
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He come be like the gbese for November pass October own
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Bro pranked himself
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That kind of body will have a man appreciating what he has at home.โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Remember those days we used to tell our mom "I'm hungry" and she will reply with "come and eat me" ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ’€
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Once your money finish, your front camera quality go first reduce, you go con be like monkey ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Be a girl with sparkle, a woman with class and a lady with ambition.
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Raw picture of what my ex showed me, I pity her new boyfriend
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too much heart can have a n!gga moving backwards.
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I want to do this. Who is with me?
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Bro never give up if you start from here โ€“ at Abuja, Nigeria
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This is how a mother-in-law should show up. She didn't try to fix the pain or give a lecture. She said it's not your fault, offered food, and offered to sit in silence. Grief doesn't need advice. It needs someone who stays.
Lady shares the message she got from her mother-in-law after she lost her baby at 6 months.
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What is it when you cook and suddenly don't have an appetite to eat even though you're very hungry ๐Ÿฅบ
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How's your weekend going? Mine:: very busy
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