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Fluent in Simlish. Pushing Daisies deserved a third season.

London, England.
Joined January 2012
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My wife just left me.
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🚨🚨| Manchester United finish the day in the Premier League’s 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 after playing at least nine matches for the first time since November 1986. 🔴🔻 They were 21st after 15 games back then.
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Man City could still turn things around, but for right now, this is looking extremely dark for Man United. Deep in the fresh mud.
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Vicky López is box office 🍿 #UWCL || @FCBfemeni
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That really says MALO GUSTO? Wow.
📋🇫🇷 La liste de Zinédine Zidane pour nos 2 derniers matchs de la phase de groupes de Ligue des Nations, face à l’Italie et à la Turquie ! Première convocation pour Pablo Pagis 🙌
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I hope Zidane somehow unlocks what Gusto hasn't been for a long time because he's been a liability for Chelsea for while. Good for Leny Yoro, I think he's been good for Man United, even though they haven't overall as a team.
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Let’s go even further back to make sure England didn’t give away a free kick against Brazil in the 2002 World Cup. Doubt how much would’ve changed with the outcome though.
If football clubs had time machines 🧠
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Need Jacobo Ramon to do the same thing Nico Paz did and reject a Real Madrid return, so Xabi can convince him to join Chelsea. I know that last part likely won't happen.
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I don't think he's going anywhere, aha.
🚨| 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Ronald Araújo has been voted as Liverpool's Player of the Month for October. 🔴
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If Coventry beat Everton this evening, they'll be 5 points clear of Man United. What a time.
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Nothing will prepare you for this. I wasn’t ready.
Was he meant to tell the world that he was a woman ? 🚨
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Known senior England players, Josh King and Jobe Bellingham. Nico O’Reilly was in camp last time and he’s nowhere to be found, aha. Come on now.
Tuchel on Palmer: "We stick to the guys who were in camp."
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Thomas Tuchel’s loss. At least Cole Palmer will be well rested during international break.
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Best football photoshoot of the year.
This editorial highlighting the Indian Women’s League is 10/10.
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Opie retweeted
Riz Ahmed says French cuisine is overhyped because cooking a steak doesn't compare to the complexity of South Asian food “I do feel that French cuisine is, I guess, a little bit overhyped” “It's relatively simpler things that are done executing very well and with care” “Coming from a background where it's about curries slow cooked, intense layering of a dish like nihari, the amount of spices and things going into it, it's just incredible. The flavor profile and the range of things, the time it takes...” “Whereas, not being funny, but a steak, it's a steak” “Like you get the thing, you put it on and the trick is like, oh, 28 seconds or 33, and it's like boom”
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To think, this is their FIRST season in the champions league. Cesc is putting together one of the greatest construction jobs I’ve ever seen.
Como - All Attacks TOTAL football From Fàbregas
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Get up from your knees right now.
This Chelsea fan spotted at Slavia Prague vs. Arsenal 😅
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What a video from @Darren_Lewis5 on the treatment in the media on Grealish in comparison to other players👏👏
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I don’t even have the energy anymore to react to these kind of headline because so many of these news outlets are unbelievably shameless. Trying to force in as much past trauma as possible into a headline just to end it in the way they did. Embarrassing.
Her father was imprisoned for violent assault. A boyfriend was killed in a shooting. But now, thanks to her own acumen, she has risen from Love Island host to A-list star

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9-1 has got to be the biggest away win in Champions League history. If it is, that's one UCL record Cesc Fabregas can claim.
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Bro whatever Cesc Fabregas is teaching those Como boys, it’s working. It’s really working.
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