Everybody's talking about how cr*ppy my new song is: #EndTheWars

Domestic terrorism?

Unbelievable! Police Chief Just Stood There and LIED About EVERYTHING! xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1nJOLQMvz…

At this stage of the game, with the knowledge we have available to us, if anyone is trying to get you to the demoralization booths to vote for another psychopath, they are ENEMIES of all that is good and just.

Have you noticed that it's getting harder and harder to keep government from minding YOUR own business?

One of the truest memes ever created.

YOU voted for it and you keep voting for it! STOP IT. Remove your consent!

We had to say goodbye to a very precious member of our family today - Dakota, Oklahoma's friendliest Chihuahua. He never hurt or showed aggression to anyone. It just wasn't in him. There was nothing but love, gentleness and kisses. Thank you to everyone who reached out with kind and considerate words. I know many of you have gone through the same thing, probably several times in your life. It's never easy. Rest easy our little pal, you brought immeasurable joy to our lives and will live on in our memories forever.

Maybe the universe has decided to take out PDF files itself, since men in power won't do it.

Give a tyrant an inch and he'll become a ruler.

Watch MAGA Loyalists MELT DOWN over Trumps Own Words

Leftists and Rightists are always talking about how we need to safeguard our elections. "We must ensure our elections aren't rigged." How does one "rig" an already rigged election? Does it get "double rigged?"

Three cops dog pile a drunk woman, sitting in her own car on her own property. It's hilarious when one of them gets maced.

But RFK Jr. is different they said. When are people going to learn.

During an open air drug sniff, dogs have become our accusers. And running a dog is as good as a coin toss. What a strange world we live in.

Have you ever seen quail eggs in a regular grocery store? This is a first for me.

MUST SEE! Sheriff Accidentally Reveals How EVIL He Is While Arresting Two DEPUTIES xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1RKZzBMyA…

Thanks to Donald Trump, my life is easier, more convenient and cheaper than it's ever been. I've never seen prices so low, I'm finally able to save for my future. If you disagree, you must want Iran to have NUKES!!

The funniest befuddling of cops ever seen on the internet.