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higherEd admin assistant. fluent in #sarcasm. over worked. under paid.

Campus. Inbox. Excel.
Joined April 2022
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At least they’re in boxes and definitely look drier than our HR storage room.
Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process takes multiple months.
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Random thought- If ass dean does not report to a dean, is ass dean just an ass?
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this is my IT guy
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There’s a pool for number of last minute resignations before the start of the semester. Is that normal? #HigherEd
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I’ve got a serious case of the Sunday scaries
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Imagine- reading email before replying
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Sunday. Imagining what life was like reversing mortise lock pre YouTube.
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“Have a nice break” : You do know the institution is open & you required the offices to be “staffed”. During that “break”- adjuncts are still looking for their fall checks. Oh, and there are winter classes. Which can only mean “break” is a break from seeing you.
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Micromanagement is frowned upon.
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8:30 am Subject: Print Issue Nope nope not today.
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Not sure what Jyupting is.. Hope @apple iOS 16 will have Jyutping as Cantonese input or edit their site. @JyutpingApp and @Google Gboard Jyutping input has been pretty good for Cantonese learner.
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Everyone should have exit plans for all occasions. Or at least be mentally prepared.
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Dear faculty: admin staff doesn’t get summer vacation, stop reminding us “Have a nice summer”
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Imagine being “invited” to be member of the “search committee” for a position that already have an outcome. @ass_deans @AssocVProvost let’s talk about the waste 😒
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I don’t want to open my inbox.🥸😂🤣🥲😟
Administration is like Easter. You think an issue is dead, and three days later it comes back up.
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Completely understandable from both side. Distance is not a good rationale. The shared printer is great when network are connected and staple. AA has to have plan B, C, and D in place. Why is AA still printing?
Dean's Admin Asst: Can I get an inkjet printer for my office? Me: Is there something wrong with the shared color laser printer/copier/scanner? AA: It's aaalllllll the way down the hall Me: It's literally 20 feet from your door. AA:
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Some Friday afternoon years ago I was told by a department chair, they’re close on Fridays and don’t bother calling the department. Never bothered to ask for clarification, in #hindsight I should’ve. I should’ve asked to transfer to that department.
Available Opening- #higherEd internship: teaching position in all disciplines. Stipend to campus vending machine, unlimited water from fountain. #fixed
The job posting for an assistant adjunct professor at UCLA required applicants to have Ph.D.s but would be on a "without salary basis." A spokesman said such "arrangements are common in academia." The school eventually took down the post after protests. nyti.ms/3uYsgaS
How was your commute today? All for remote work if and when possible.
An average of 44 people a month were killed or wounded in road rage shootings in 2021, double the prepandemic average, according to a new study on.wsj.com/3DEI2vg