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🦣Dustin From TLP🦣 retweeted
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
I'm going to be honest... I'm very surprised that inserting into the lineup a man who can't play hockey and just takes penalties resulted in very little offense and too many penalties.
Who could have seen it coming?
#TusksUp
Don't worry, chat, I'm not going to send a tweet about Veggie giving up 3 goals on the same night that Hellebuyck debuted with a 17/18 (94%) performance.
I won't tweet it.
It's a good thing that we didn't get him.
I started Jesper Wallstedt in fantasy tonight. As bittersweet as it might be, it's good to see him pitching a SHUTOUT tonight.
A Wallstedt SHUTOUT would do wonders for me tonight
I used to watch a show on Food Network called "$40 a Day" where Rachel Ray would take awesome vacations and spend only $40 a day on the food she ate.
On that show, she traveled less than Veggie does from his crease in the span of one (1) Utah Mammoth game.
Vejmelka being 1000 feet out of the crease and the other team scores. Tale as old as time. #TusksUp
I might be breaking some news here, but you aren't going to win many games when you're being out shot 24 to 9.
As an old @TheTwoLinePass saying goes "PUT PUCKS ON NET!!!!"
#TusksUp
🦣Dustin From TLP🦣 retweeted
I'll take Pat McAfee that a University of Utah student calling him 'corny' made him honestly feel uncomfortable.
I would politely ask him to consider how Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett felt when he used his show to amplify a false rumor about an 18-year-old's sex life.
This Pat McAfee stuff is hilarious because the entire population of sports internet is making fun of him and calling him soft and then you have the same 25-50 horrid BYU fans screaming "Yeah! Utah fans suck! We told you!"
Ted Lasso is my favorite television show ever.
I was very worried that they'd tarnish the legacy by coming back for season 4.
Now, I desperately want a season 5 of Ted Lasso.
Never let your job rely on DJ Lagway playing QB
BREAKING: Baylor has fired head football coach Dave Aranda, @PeteNakos reports.
on3.com/news/dave-aranda-fir…
