Floating in a lyrical stew. Word wrangler. Swing from high to deep. Line my eyes and call me pretty. Lightweight bluff.

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Joined May 2022
Monica Lewinsky
Happy birthday to the smartest, strongest, most selfless person I know. I love you.
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And you may ask yourself…
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Has the Gogglebox backlash stopped, for Tik Tok PM Andy Burnham, yet
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Is Halloween big in Halesowen
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No way I’m chatting to some fuckwit quickfitfitter, about what’s troubling me!
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No acknowledgment of Boardman’s Mum being killed after being hit whilst cycling. @GMB
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“ Thanks for writing the book, it’s a treat. What’s it called?” For fuck sake! #GMB
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Comedian Jon Richardson has found some extremely funny teenage diaries he’d forgotten all about. *In time to join the 2 for £10 Christmas book rush in Tesco #GMB
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Five minute interview with the PM yesterday, and Madeley thinks he’s fucking David Frost. #GMB
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Richard Madeley sipping from his empty coffee mug, and likening a photo to a poem #GMB
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Not one fluent English speaker at last nights Balloon awards event, until Harry Kane gave his winners speech. Not one fluent English speaker at last nights Balloon awards event… #BallonDor
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When did Footballer become Footb’ller.
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Thierry Henry thought he was Ricky Gervais at that Balloon event last night. The prick. #BallonDor
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HaLloween retweeted
Today's random Discogs choice Fleetwood Mac and Rumours 2011 reissue. There's nothing more to be said about this album, its a classic for a reason. I would like to discuss those dingle dangles between Mick's legs. I've always found them to be slightly disconcerting.
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Blimey! That last bus down Oxford Street was a bit of a RainMan special.
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Pay peanuts, get monkeys. Who strike. #GodComplex
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Anyone put their big light on yet #BigLight
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Brand’s comedy skits were entirely based upon, his penis, and snorting cocaine. There can be little, if any surprise, about his being a complete wrong ‘un.
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