@Buyside_Hub Founder. My newsletter @wallstrollup is read by 150k+ investors. Finance Memes & Satire.

New York, NY
Joined July 2020
My company @Buyside_Hub officially launched a year ago. Since then, we’ve become the one stop shop for PE, IB, Credit, HF, and overall Buyside & Sellside compensation. But it’s far more than that. We have a massive job board. An inside look at the culture of the firms you’re interviewing at. And we have a large hub of actual interview questions. All it takes is contributing to the platform to get full access for free. This year’s comp survey will be insane - make sure you join in advance of that
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PE Sponsors when Mgmt actually starts answering a lender question
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Ladies & Gentlemen, The Weekend
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POV: You thought were getting a Knicks championship ring but it was just James Dolan sending you a phishing email
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“Congratulations, your Knicks Employee Championship Ring is Here!”
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We’re here today to discuss why you clicked on the Knicks championship ring phishing email
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Finding out your boy has been making crude jokes in Bloomberg chatrooms.
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What do we even do here.
Quest Diagnostics has been hacked. Patient data was exposed. They serve roughly half of U.S. hospitals and physicians. Investigation ongoing.
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The talent pool to play Bond is very weak, kinda because Daniel Craig stayed in the role for a while and the replacements aged out. On this list, I think Callum Turner is the best persona for it. However, I think Harry Lawtey could do it.
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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How today’s market move finds me
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"What's your Costume? The Phantom of the Opera?" *Me with a half-mask and full suit on speaking w/ the raspiest voice possible* "Richard....Harrow"
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Tech Podcast Bros agreeing with whatever their CEO guest is saying
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How you view Robert Saleh is the greatest barometer of whether you can spot a bullshit CEO/CFO or not.
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High Yield Harry retweeted
Jobs of the Week: We have a great opportunity for PE investors to earn above-market compensation relative to MM PE. Keel Merchant Bank is hiring a VP and a Principal based in New York. Keel embeds directly in client businesses to drive operating and strategic performance, executing M&A and capital markets transactions, and investing as a principal alongside clients.
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Back in my day it was called Reorg
Octus Alert 🚨 The London Stock Exchange Group is acquiring Octus for $3.54 Billion.
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Old Head MD & the AI-pilled Associate automating 80% of white collar busy work
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Explaining that you actually used to read hard copy bank books instead of using AI to summarize a CIM
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How life feels as a Meta shareholder after doubling down back in 2022
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Introducing “Harry”, an AI agent brought to you by High Yield Harry. Harry works 24/7 booking flights, setting dinner reservations, and reading all your emails. Just @ Harry and our agent (our intern) will answer you in 2-3 business days.
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This is the right move and it’s still crazy how PE recruiting was 2 years out. However, the Banks are huge hypocrites because they’re literally recruiting 18-20 months out for summer analysts who don’t even know how to tie their shoes yet.
Apollo will be delaying their private equity recruiting timeline until IB Analysts have closer to a year of experience under their belts:
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Showing your coworker that you bought an identical Barbour jacket
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