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Simon the Cynical

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Simon Jenkins (not the journo) who tries sarcasm to avoid anger. https://nitter.gq/t.co/dHL8uHZ4cI #SWFC ⚽

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Joined February 2013
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A huge win at Hillsborough 🤩 Dave Challinor's first league game wrapped up with three points!
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A huge win at Hillsborough 🤩 Dave Challinor's first league game wrapped up with three points!
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Anger is what makes America great. But you must find the proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your television screen, pick a fight with someone weaker than you, or write a threatening letter to a celebrity!
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Chuck Schumer thought he could just glide into majority leader role, this is so satisfying to see
The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) profile pictureThe Tennessee Holler
@TheTNHollerNov 13
JUST NOW — @VanHollenForMD: “We should not decide what we do based on what Trump might do.” The candidate for @SenateDems leader says @TheDemocrats must deliver what the people want not what special interests want. #MedicareForAllNOW #AbolishICE #EndTheWar #CutOffIsrael
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This isn't over...
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"You're a fucking liar!" Protester interrupts discussion with Rep. Hakeem Jeffries at @MajorityDems #WhatsNext Conference. Jeffries responds, "Remember, I grew up in Brooklyn."
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According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an off-shore oil rig!
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Quite possibly the greatest two minutes of television ever
On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 (@dailysimpsons) profile pictureOn This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦@dailysimpsonsNov 11
33 years ago today... TRAMAPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE! #TheSimpsons episode “Bart's Inner Child” premiered November 11, 1993.
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90s goal of the week… Paul Warhurst scored this beauty at Stamford Bridge. It started a phenomenal run of 12 goals in 13 games for the emergency striker, which earned him an England call up. #swfc #warhurst #chelsea #englishfootball #footballreels
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Well I’m off to work Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .
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Season 4 Episode 13
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@JamesBluntNov 13
Hi Joe, I have bad news. My chosen charity is The Blue Marine Foundation. My favourite cheese is Delice de Bourgogne. I’m Number 1 in the album charts. And you’re no longer called Joe. Much love, Ryan Air.
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@JoeBangles11Nov 13
I have never listened to @officialcharts before, but today, at around 5:40pm I will find out if my name will legally change to James Blunt (CBE). Nobody can question my dedication to the cheese quest!
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Join us in wishing our former player, manager, chairman and now Lifetime President Howard Wilkinson a happy 83rd birthday today!
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POV: You’re watching Springfield TV
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Replying to @SecWar
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Message to @andyburnham
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