@HitFixRiot

Comedy for the Pop Culture Obsessed

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Joined June 2013
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Just saw Amy Schumer, Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Patricia Arquette do a sketch together. It was "The Avengers" for the rest of us.
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Dear NYC, Heard about the Riverside Park coyote. You can send him to my parks with the thousands of coyotes I don't freak out over. Love, LA
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"Here are your new emojis. Use them to feel." -- George Orwell's "2015"
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Flames on the side of my face: The fabulous women of 'Clue,' a wacky classic that deserves its due: @HitFix fw.to/qZYDVpX
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Huzzah! The 2nd Annual @HitFix Tournament of Heroes and Villains Is Live and open for voting! hitfix.com/whats-alan-watchi…
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Yep.
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Ryan Seacrest interviewing Josh Hutcherson is like the most glamorous episode of "Little People, Big World."
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Vanilla Ice is actually #TheBiebinator: Justin Bieber from the future sent back in time to distract TMZ away from Justin Bieber.
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You know this conversation happened off camera at some point. #StarWars
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"@HitFix: Who should succeed Jon Stewart as 'The Daily Show' host? fw.to/oSBQDoc xitter.cf/HitFix/status/56532913…" @RobRiggle is my pick!
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#JonStewart is leaving The Daily Show and I ... just can't buff.ly/16PagSK
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When Spider-Man speaks like a cat on the internet, we all win.
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How did the gang pull off shooting the last episode? @HitFix gets to the bottom of it with director @MattShakman. bit.ly/1zqoWU7
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I hope Madonna and Jane Fonda meet at the back of the room and giggle over everyone who thinks they'll still be around for this next year.
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Westeros or Krypton? Where is Ariana Grande's #Grammys2015 performance coming from? fw.to/U0bjsEe
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Madonna is slaying minotaurs because she is living mythology.
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ariana grande always looks like she about to yell at her parents for getting her the wrong color porsche for her super sweet 16
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Replying to @laurenonline
@laurenonizzle: Jimmy Kimmel gave us another round of "Mean Tweets", but are they real? bit.ly/1u4FaBz
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Chris Pratt and Chris Evans photobombed #SuperBowl fans and now I need a sitcom fw.to/kmoozqa
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Spotify tells me that Fifth Harmony's album is going to hit me "like a Sledgehammer" Thanks for the warning. I will avoid it at all costs.
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