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Films. Music. Football. Cans.

Brighton, England
Joined January 2010
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NEW VIDEO: Zed's Declassified COLLEGE SURVIVAL GUIDE youtube.com/watch?v=wuJR5-Xk…
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Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀
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We score, Liverpool need FIVE - and we're going to get at least one... agreed? 🔵🔴 #LFCBarça (1-0, agg 1-3)
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If golf and soccer switched announcers...
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So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head
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You should only be allowed to read Catch 22 if you've read it before.
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Imagine how long it takes Phil Jones to change his duvet
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PSA: YOUR FRIENDS WHO WORK 40+ HOURS A WEEK ARENT AVOIDING YOU, THEYRE JUST TIRED
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It’s just about still coming home.
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Thing I like best about Trent Alexander-Arnold is the fact both of his surnames sound more like a first name than his current one.
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Fs, spilled my chips everywhere #WorldCup
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#LFC side to face Real Madrid: Mignolet; Manquillo, Toure, Skrtel, Moreno; Lucas, Can, Allen, Lallana; Markovic, Borini
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Anyone got any tips for getting a Champions League logo off a face? #glowing #uclfinal #whofancieskiev #9assists #minusonegoal
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Since lifting the FA Cup 5 years ago @LaticsOfficial have been relegated 3 times, promoted twice, reached the Championship playoffs, played in Europe, made the FA Cup semi-final, and beat 3 Premier League teams this season to make the quarter finals. @BBCRadioManc @BBCRMsport
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*job interview* Wonka: Any questions? Oompa Loompa: So we just go out and start singing whenever a kid dies?
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Since the start of the 2015-16 season, no player has more assists for Sunderland in league games than Adam Johnson (5), who has been in prison now for over two years..
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A brilliant mind, wicked sense of humor and a heart big enough to hold the universe. ⭐🚀 Rest among the stars, Stephen Hawking bbc.in/2FwCw34 Obit: bbc.in/2tQcT88
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Roger Deakins' Career in 20 Iconic Shots: Celebrate the Oscar Winner's Cinematography bit.ly/2xrtZ9t #Oscars
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Pogba - goal scored in all competitions: 3 Firmino - goals scored without looking: 3
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