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Pure Ragebait and Sarcastic Cricket Fan. You have been warned! Team India 🇮🇳 | Mumbai Indians 💙

Mumbai, India
Joined January 2013
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One of my favourite cricketing stories, Suryakumar Yadav. Tried to put some of that into words, @surya_14kumar ❤️
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Don’t know what better Lasith Malinga could’ve done with such poor and inexperienced bowling lineups in the last few seasons sans Bumrah and Boult. Thank you Mali 💙
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Just one lakh rupees for pulling off a scam that would have probably helped them earn a revenue in crores?
🚨 Britannia has been fined ₹1 lakh for advertising its bread as "100% Whole Wheat" despite whole wheat flour making up only 62% of the product.
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Super King!
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Can’t wait to watch Vimal Pan Masala ads at Marine Drive.
🚨 Mumbai to get floating advertising barges and hoardings at waterfront sites across the city.
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Poori team ka bhi bohot mushkil se hua 😂
can sense a Babar 100 today..
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Dropping Vaibhav Sooryavanshi is criminal. Hopefully the brains in Indian dug out realise this and make him a permanent fixture in this Indian side.
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Vaibhav and Abhishek is a dream opening pair. 118 runs in six overs. Just unbelievable stuff. 🤯
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There’s a reason why this over is so iconic and a part of the CSK vs RCB lore. CSK needed 43 runs to win from two overs and Captain Vettori brought in Kohli to bowl. Albie Morkel smashed the hell out of him and CSK ended up winning the game on the last ball. Adding to the misery, Vinay Kumar bowled a waist-height no ball that went for a boundary in the last over. Oh how much we miss the vintage RCB!
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England are on a strange losing spree. Lost to Sri Lanka despite scoring 429. Lost to Pakistan despite reducing them to 154/9 while chasing 242.
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Kieron Pollard continues to cook the Super Kings even after becoming coach. 😂
🚨 NO KIERON POLLARD FOR JSK ❌ CSK CEO has confirmed that Kieron Pollard is unavailable for the SA20 for Joburg Super Kings. [Cricbuzz]
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What are your thoughts on Hardik Pandya getting traded? Me:
As a Mumbai Indians fan, yeh khushi ki baat nahi ki Hardik Pandya CSK yaa KKR jaa raha. Khushi ki baat yeh hai ki Hardik Pandya jaa raha.
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Ajinkya Rahane picked Dhawan and himself above Virat Kohli in India’s all time Test XI 😂
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When the chips are down, when India are 70/5, it’s always Tilak Varma who delivers. Such an underrated cricketer. There’s a reason MI retained him above Ishan Kishan.
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At the end, it came down to two Mumbai Indians players, Tilak Varma and Naman Dhir. And Nitish Kumar Reddy, what a valuable cricketer!
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No problem, Vaibhav. You will get better. This was your first game in a long time that too in difficult conditions.
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Mumbai AQI keeps hitting new highs, and pollution keeps getting worse. How much longer before tackling this becomes a PRIORITY?
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All the best, Kieron Pollard. Will have a huge role to play with regard to the dressing room environment this season and an even bigger role at the Retentions and Mega Auction.
Mumbai Indians elevate Kieron Pollard as Head Coach A defining figure in MI’s success, the remarkable 16-year association of Kieron Pollard within the #OneFamily enters a new chapter. Read more - mumbaiindians.com/news/mumba…
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India A ft. majority of our squad for the NZ tour got bowled out for 113 by New Zealand A side. It’s going to be another humiliating Test series in GG era.
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Just love Bavuma man, he’s a total character.
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Yeah really shocking. I mean we don’t have any construction activities going on in the entire city without any rules or regulations. We are also not consistently cutting off trees to make highways.
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