Phoenix, AZ
Joined September 2009
6:52am Me: Storms into my kids room announcing “BIG DAY OF SECOND GRADE TODAY!!” Him: *gets mad Me:
Sometimes it doesn’t feel like any of this shit is even real. @ Planet Earth instagram.com/p/CJmFKyzhw8m/…
"Oh, I wonder why Chris D'Elia is trending...."
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I’m so bored with this. You all hate each other, we get it. Move along.
I blame the #coronavirus on cancel culture. You all wanted everything canceled, well, you got it. #Coachella CANCELLED. #Stagecoach CANCELLED. Look what you did now, EVERYTHING IS CANCELED. Fuck you.
I never tweet. sorry friends. @holleratjake on IG doe! – at Gilbert, AZ
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Surprise @JakeSyreini906 ! #rfma2018 – at Phoenix, AZ
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Hey @GuyFieri , have you ever considered acknowledging the awesomeness that is @windycityaz ?! #Day2
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Do Kindles and Audio Books count? if not, forget #WorldBookDay
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How the rest of the industry should deal with people demanding apologies for jokes. #GaSDigital @iamralphsutton
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I'm down to party with you too, @ChrisKubby, I see you out there! lol
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DO NOT look at our tweets from 2010. lol once a year or so I go into the archives. yikes. Also #consolidateorbust lol @T_to_the_Leaf
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You know who’s a punk bitch? Anyone who won’t use a public bathroom to go number two. Fuck that. Use the bathroom or you ain’t shit, your mamma ain’t shit, and your daddy and shit.
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yo, where the @garyvee pop sockets at?!