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We are Holyflaps. We like to swear.

London, England
Joined August 2014
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England is the best place to buy…interesting… cards. So, naturally I left with a new stack of them to hopefully make some people laugh on their birthday. (I have never ever seen so many cards with the word -twat- on them in my life 😱 Why?)
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instant new meme, James Harden reacts to his girlfriend catching the bouquet at a wedding party 😭😭😭😭😭
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Stormy Daniels
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Behold, something Witty and Freudian. Actually, this is probably my favourite joke. A very good evening to you.
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Stevie Nicks is 76. What a time to be a bingo caller.
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I found her Law Degree #BabyReindeer #Martha
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Arthurs second skateboard. First was a hand mi down. He's bought it with his birthday money... X
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Greggggg Wallace after 90 minutes with his non-verbal autistic son
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Using only food, where did you grow up?
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As an adult, I’m finally beginning to understand the appeal of waking up early…what a gift. You get a slice of time untouched by calls, emails, obligations, and expectations. A taste of innocence before everyone’s grown up bullshit kicks into gear. Big fan.
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No but why do they all stand like they just got arms for the first time
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💜 Feels heavy re-posting this 3 years to the day but also feeling the spirit of the Gov’ or this weekend… much music will be played in his honour. 🙏🏼
This video from Weatherall’s very long awaited LA gig in 2016. We’re in tears by the end, that bow and exit. A night we’ll never forget. Thank you @nik__wilson for having us do the warm up. 💛
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Remember eltons am dill dandin from lockdown nitter.gq/L3GSV/status/125509613…
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Something new is here. Limited to 500 and hand numbered.
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Worlds worst neighbor
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This honestly just brought a tear to my eye. I’ve never heard something so simple and so sweet. I never met you @marcrebillet but I fkn love u man
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Good grief, this is MAGNIFICENT!
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Taxes are going up, but at least we can still watch a beaver eat cabbage.
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