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🚨🚨THIS IS INSANE🚨🚨
Norfolk State HC Michael Vick says he called for VICTORY FORMATION and took off his headset, thinking the game was over.
His players IGNORED the call, ran another play, FUMBLED, and ended up LOSING THE GAME.
All-time DISASTER 😳
Minutes add up to hours. Hours add up to days, and days build into weeks. Weeks make months. You can do it. Im Gonna do it. Time waits for no man. Time is gonna pass and itll be okay.
longtown Jethro retweeted
Biking home from work and a guy waves me to the side of the road
“I watched your Colombia videos back in the day, decided to go to Colombia, and got kidnapped by the cartel!”
I love meeting my fans.
longtown Jethro retweeted
Three HS teams in Oklahoma were locked in a tiebreaker and went to a Catfish restaurant to flip coins at midnight to decide which two teams head to the playoffs
High School Football is amazing
I think spiders make webs because they know man is easily distracted. While im standing here looking at this tantalizing web, the spider is fucking my wife.
longtown Jethro retweeted
The new national indoor number for D2 blows the previous 2014 record held by Mary of 1154 and the outdoor was 2620. Both record broken tonight with 2952.
"Love never wins" was a hilarious thing to say and it was just not acknowledged @nocontextcfb
Sliding needs to be done away with. Dive head first or get fucking hit. Shit is asking for people's head to be taken off
Ordered shoes for my daughter thru the @vans website took over a week and they were delivered by Amazon. So i will be skipping the whole process next time and get them from the evil Corp next day. So dumb
longtown Jethro retweeted
Replying to @staystaystace
Lmao I had a cute shirt and my test laid out on the bed. My husband pissed me off so I walked in the living room and threw it all at him 🤣🤣🤣
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So I can save for later










