wet wank dick slapper

i have 0 followers and i just retweeted your tweet. youre welcome for nothing

i got pegged

her clit bigger than my dick

making out with my bottle of dr pepper

what if the mooninites heads are their real genitals

my wizard neighbor is so annoying his dog is always barking up a storm

for halloween im gonna be a murder victim

for halloween im gonna kill you

feeding my son mcdonalds his whole life then making fun of him because hes fat

i've survived 3 abortions i just kept growing back

everything is from a cartoon

i just examined my sperm and realized theres sea monkeys in it

there is no such thing as an offensive american accent

for halloween im gonna have a gender

my white friend wont stop c-walking to green day in public

my frontal lobe is 5% developed

coco wheats is a great alternative for poop

my diet consists of sewage and boild eggs from the gas station

using pet shampoo for my pubes to tame the beast