#DontTakeMeTooSerious I’m only joking, although I admit, I’m not that funny so it may be hard to tell 🃏if life is a joke, do you laugh w/ it or get laughed at?
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i once knew this girl who hated being the center of attention so she threw a “casual” party, got married mid-celebration, wore a dress that fully showed her 4-month bump, and cut a cake that was blue inside. girl literally said: THERE. i’m married, pregnant, and it’s a boy. we’re done. GOODBYE.
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I have a natural inclination to want to provide for a woman I like. It happens almost instantly once feelings start to develop. That feeling goes away the moment I see or feel she thinks she’s entitled to this. The “as he should” or “that’s what a man is supposed to do” mentality turns me off so bad
Imagine watching your absolute favorite movie, and you excited AF cuz your favorite scene about to come on, you get like 2min into your favorite dialogue in the entire film and *pause*
Sorry, gotta stop it right here cuz we wouldn’t want there to be an unexpected part two
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Fellas what’s the most nicest and genuine thing a woman went out of her way without you asking to do for you. Just to show she cares and you’re appreciated?
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I’m opening a limited number of virtual appointments between now and November 3 through Pistola Healing. 🖤
If you’ve been needing clarity, guidance, spiritual reflection, or simply a space to be heard, I’m accepting bookings for tarot readings and one-on-one sessions.
Services start at $95, with longer sessions available.
Everything is virtual, private, and handled with the same care and intention I’ve always put into my work.
Message me for availability and booking details. 🖤
Lawd. I need to get off this dry spell. I read “squirtfirmations” and was like huh? Lifting helps with that 🤣🤣🤣
