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THE NBA'S BIGGEST LIE THIS WEEK? THE STANDINGS.

THE NBA'S BIGGEST LIE THIS WEEK? THE STANDINGS.

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41 POINTS AT 38?! Curry just passed LeBron for the most 40-point games after turning 35. Somebody check on Father Time.
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At this rate, Curry might retire before Father Time catches him.
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AD wants back in LA? But do the Lakers even want him back?
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Luka got the Lakers moving forward. Would bringing AD back be moving backward?
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Dallas finally found the secret to winning. Feed Flagg.
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Bro’s looking for the One Piece, not the NBA championship.
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Steph’s breaking records. Luka’s chasing MVP. Flagg’s eating sandwiches. Giannis is just standing there.
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Luka is in a tier of his own in the MVP race. No one else comes close.
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BREAKING: The Lakers plan to give Nico Harrison the Executive of the Year award.
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If Luka keeps playing like this, the MVP race might be over early.
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53 points and people will still find a reason to rank Luka below Shai.
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Are we playing soccer now? ⚽ Credit: @BrickCenter_
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At this point, SGA isn’t carrying a team. He’s carrying an entire hospital.
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Giannis misses Steph Curry.
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Alexa, play Someone Like You.
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Scores like a benchwarmer. Dishes dimes like an All-Star point guard.
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Steph & Klay: Splash Brothers. Jaylen & Tatum: Who’s Batman? Who’s Robin?
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The Suns finally won a game. Somebody check if the group chat is still alive.
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The Mavs traded a future MVP for a walking injury report. That’s like paying $300K for a Honda Civic with 200,000 miles on it. My God!
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James Harden’s next stop? Rockets Thunder Warriors Spurs Shanghai Sharks
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