Snarky Librarian. Former politico. Makes jokes and drops truth bombs that gainfully employed journos wish they could make.
Joined September 2009
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When I saw this, I got excited that the great Ed Fitzgerald was making a comeback..in his sedan @JeffSmithMO
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On par with the @JeffSmithMO’s divorce settlement
Per the terms of his contract, Jason Beck is set to be owed up to $10.1 million dollars. That's nearly $7 million in salary and nearly $3.1 in retention bonuses. The contract is subject to off-set and mitigation. It's believed to be the biggest buyout for a college assistant.
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Bill Weld and John Kerry commemorate their post-election beer at their epic 1996 US Senate campaign. At J.J. Foley’s in Boston’s South End since the original site - McGann’s on Portland Street - has since closed. Thirty years ago tonight.
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I think Haley Stevens has deluded herself into believing she’s some kind of beloved figure with a large following rather than someone a lot of partisan Dems rallied behind after McMorrow stumbled because they worried about potentially losing the seat.
Reminds me of this ad from the great Don Sherwood youtu.be/8D303Zo3nlk?is=cL2X…
With 3 days left to #ElectionDay, here’s part of the closing argument from @RogerMarshallMD.
#kansassenate
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Should put this on PPV
🚨POLITICO is going live on election night.
I’ll be joined by my colleagues @DashaBurns, @wsteaks, @jmart and @alexanderburns to distill the results and what happens next.
Tune in at 9pm ET on Nov. 3 at POLITICO.com or on the app.
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“Everyone Should Be Writing About Bari Weiss Less,” says the guy who wrote about Chris Licht every 30 seconds in 2023 puck.news/why-media-reporter…
Appointing Dabo to the Senate seat would have solved a lot of problems for everyone
President Donald J. Trump will travel to Clemson for a midterm rally. >>> foxcarolina.com/2026/10/15/p…
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Might have to become a republican
For too long, data center development has gone unchecked in Virginia.
My statewide MORATORIUM bill would pause ALL new data center approvals until we get real protections.
Donate to help me fight to reign in this industry. secure.actblue.com/donate/fr…
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Kean going Limp at the end of this race much like the man he beat for the seat in ‘22
Two major Republican super PACs have pulled out of NJ-7, which will end Tom Kean's TV spending advantage over Rebecca Bennett.
newjerseyglobe.com/congress/…
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Sounds awesome
NYE '24: @KenPaxtonTX was in Dubai, partying with two U.S. fugitives and a woman who wasn't his wife.
See video from the night and read why it epitomizes the travels, associations & baggage that may now be a campaign liability against @jamestalarico 👇
wsj.com/politics/policy/ken-…
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Tom Kean Jr isn’t Mr electable when he’s not up against Congressman Limpdick Malinowski. Shocking stuff
🚨NEW from @CNN🚨
The House GOP is entering TRIAGE MODE ⤵️
Republicans are discussing pulling money from races they see as too difficult to win, including Mariannette Miller-Meeks in #IA01, Tom Kean in #NJ07, and #NE02, according to three people familiar with the talks.
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Great job making Paxton look like a total badass
amazing -- Karl Rove lists Ken Paxton's scandals: "You've got a guy who has multiple girlfriends and $200,000 worth of home improvements from a corrupt business guy for whom he does favors. My personal favorite is the Uber account in the name of David P. Since he drives around in a car that has [state] license plates, it made it a little difficult to have assignations with one of his mistresses, so the corrupt business guy gives him a fake Uber account and the records of that are now in his impeachment proceedings, so we know how often he went to have sex with Laura Olsen. I mean, can you make this shit up?"
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Hagerty dye situation is an all timer
Flew into Knoxville this morning with some friends to watch today’s big game.
Thanks for the lift, @POTUS— Go Vols!
@Vol_Football @CollegeGameDay @UTKnoxville
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