I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱

San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2022
As an swe autist pornstar, I can genuinely say I love trains in every sense of the word
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the point of in-person now is just to exchange pheromones that make you work harder
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You guys ever been to the palace of fine shyts
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The highest status thing you can do is have a pornstar Twitter account and post about tech and jews
people need to status max so much more high status people saying "chasing status is bad" is such an effective way of keeping everyone below them literally the only reason why you care about a person you have not met is because they've done something publicly approved rant:
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Post hog is still the funniest name for a company ever
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@posthog you make me smile every day, thank you
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I cooked with this. Still true
As a kid you’re anti-guns (guns are literally made to kill people, why should anyone have them!?) until you read about or live through enough stuff like this. - 1933 Nazi germany confiscates all firearms (found and collected using firearm registration records required by a 1928 law) - Consolidation of power by adolf hitler and complete suppression of political opponents - 1929 law in Soviet Union makes private gun ownership illegal - Jospeh Stalin implements “great purge” millions of people (inclusing political dissidents) arrested, exiled, and executed - 1949 Communist Party of China implements strict gun control - Mao Zedong enforces Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution, over 40 million people die - Myanmar 1962, strict gun control laws enforced - the Junta establish authoritarian regime that lasts decades (marked ofc by severe repression and human rights abuses) - 1975 Khmer Rouge disarm civilians in Cambodia - Pol Pot carries out mass executions and atrocities from 1975 to 1979 - 1979 Islamic Revolution in Iran, new regime imposes strict gun control measures - Iranian government uses these laws to consolidate power and suppress political opposition, establishing authoritarian theocracy (ongoing) - Zimbabwe 1980, government led by Robert Mugabe enacts strict gun control measures - Regime becomes increasingly authoritarian, using the disarmament to suppress political opposition and maintain control - 1994, Rwandan government enforces strict gun control laws, limiting access to firearms for civilians - Rwandan Genocide results in deaths of ~800,000 Tutsis and Hutus, who had no way to defend themselves - 2012 “Control of Arms, Munitions, and Disarmament Law” in Venezuela - Increased authoritarian control and suppression of political opposition under Nicolás Maduro from 2013 to right now And bro I’m not even mentioning all of them
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getting milk mogged by my friend's big tits
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If you’re good at sex, you can finish every single time. Sex is about completing what you came there to do. It’s about getting in there and finishing. Can you get the job done or not? And I’m not talking about their job, I’m talking about your job. Sex is every man for himself
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Now you get in there and secure that O
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Believe it or not this post is addressed to women
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If you’re so good at having sex why are you still base level and not senior sex haver or sex lead?
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I just want to take this moment to say that I thought Nathan fielder was funny in 2014, when no one else did. When my roommates would leave the room when I turned on Nathan for You because it was “way too cringe”. I bet you love him now, don’t you Danny
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This is now the situation with “I think you should leave” btw
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“Thoughts on all these migrations?” “Yeah I think we should send them back” “Bro I’m talking about our db get tf off twitter and work”
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Booking a catch up meeting with the hot coworker as a treat
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Fuck, marry, kill: roll, yaw, pitch
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Easy answer tbh. Kill roll, too tumultuous. Marry yaw (faithful, steady). And you just know pitch is a good fuck
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Riley Read-Only retweeted
Kristallnacht
French journalist Paul Amar: “They came prepared. They had the addresses of town halls. They had addresses of Jewish shop owners. In a street in Marseille, all businesses owned by Jews were set on fire. Businesses run by Muslims weren’t”
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I’ve never had sex with someone from Twitter. Thank god. Still virginal and pure
Successfully transformed a person in my phone into a husband!!
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My Twitter hymen is intact. And I want everyone to know it
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This should be a profile badge tbh
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