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imagine, if you will, a penis. now, and stay with me here, imagine two balls beneath it.
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This just isn’t true lol. Grapes and chocolate are extremely toxic. Weed is psychoactive, and intentionally getting your pets high is abusive, but if they accidentally get into your stash and eat a couple nugs they’ll be perfectly fine in a couple hours
raw (@coolgamer2k) profile pictureraw@coolgamer2k18 Nov 2024
Reminder that marijuana is extremely toxic to cats (& dogs!)
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Like the biggest danger that could come from your pet getting into your weed is that they have an intestinal blockage, but that’s something you should worry about any time your pet eats something that isn’t their food. It’s not “extremely toxic” by any stretch of the imagination
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This is such a “dumb guy trying to sound smart” tweet
Andrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸 (@a_guidarelli) profile pictureAndrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸@a_guidarelli12 Nov 2024
making “kill all men” jokes online for years objectively alienated young men and pushed them to the right
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“3 or 4 of his cunty little friends”
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Robert J. O'Neill (@mchooyah) profile pictureRobert J. O'Neill
@mchooyah5 Nov 2024
Betas …
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My mom believes in the “Michelle Obama is secretly trans” conspiracy and tried to show me a photoshopped picture of Barack and his “childhood friend” as conclusive evidence, but two photos down there was the original unedited photo and an article about the original photo
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Despite pointing this out to her, she still believes the conspiracy theory
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I hope the trend of ASMR videos made by girls wearing sleeves that are too long and tapping every item in the video with acrylic nails ends soon. It makes me irrationally angry every time I see it
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There should be a part of the driving test where the instructor tells you about a turn or an exit you’re supposed to take at the last second and if you do something dangerous to try and make it you automatically fail
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The number of near misses I’ve witnessed from people who try to cross over 3 lanes of traffic on the interstate just to get off at one exit instead of taking the L and waiting for the next exit to turn around is ridiculous
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Didn’t even lose power LFG
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Making banana daiquiris for the storm 🍹
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Now what the hell is that little orange thing doing out there???
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I wish anti-car people could be normal about things. It’s an extremely popular beach. No one wants to walk a mile in the blazing sun carrying coolers, chairs, umbrellas, and towels just to go to the beach
Dr Charlie Gardner (also on the blue place) (@CharlieJGardner) profile pictureDr Charlie Gardner (also on the blue place)@CharlieJGardner7 Oct 2024
Florida is a crazy place They literally built a road out to this tiny island, just so they could cover it in a car park
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“They should’ve put in a ferry” there’s another island just north of this beach that is only accessible by ferry. No one goes to it because no one wants to deal with carrying their stuff from the car to a ferry to a spot on the beach and back when this beach is right there
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If xiu xiu cancels their show tn bc of the hurricane im gonna lose it
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Gay kickball rocks so hard
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Turdis L’Szechuan 🌴🤙@CurtisRemarc1 Oct 2024
Almost the 4 year anniversary so time to post the greatest video of all time again
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I thought this was corny at first, but the number of ppl busting out DARE talking points and moralizing about what two consenting adults are doing in private has changed my mind. This is cool and I want to see more of it
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How can you be a nurse in an assisted living facility and also be completely ignorant of what hospice care is and what a DNR means???
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I just had to go to the same exact hospital emergency room where I found out my dad had 20+ brain metastases because my grandmother slid off the couch and this POS over exaggerated the situation to the point my mom thought she had broken her neck
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Idk if she’s bored and threatening old people with the hospital is her way of spicing up the day, since this is the thousandth time she’s raised hell over literally nothing, or if she’s just genuinely that ignorant of how hospice works but I’m so done with her atp
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