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Whispering "It's Nerf or Nothing" while I check a patient's prostate with a foam football
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Attention prospective Halloween party-goers: A good looking 18-24 year old guy wearing a zip-up animal onesie is not a Halloween Costume.
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I B PUTTIN TIARS N SHIT ON DE AYPLANE























