Deportation/Enthusiast
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Joined December 2024
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HowlingDeporter retweeted
I remember my young friend showing me his uncircumcised penis behind the school one day and being horrified, I had never seen one before. When I asked him why it looked like that he said nigga you’re thirty five years old you tell me
HowlingDeporter retweeted
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@Howlingmutant0
HowlingDeporter retweeted
I was at my friend’s house playing GTA 5 when his retarded brother walked up behind me and smashed my head with a toy fire truck. His mother found me unconscious while her son sat on top of me jacking off to a stripper giving a lap dance.
HowlingDeporter retweeted
Got called a "weird faggot" while walking past a playground. I really wanted to give those kids a piece of my mind but I wasn't legally allowed to get any closer.
HowlingDeporter retweeted
"Look... you look at Kanye. Great guy. Smart guy. Very smart. And folks, people are talking about it. They come up to me with tears in their eyes—big, strong guys, truckers, you know the type—and they say, 'Sir? His penis? It’s very large. Massive. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it.' It’s true!
And the fake news, they don't want to report this, but the economic implications of it? Terrible! It would devastate Canada. Absolutely destroy them. They’d never recover—gone! They’d be begging us, 'Please, Donald, please help us!'
And the United States? We’d become the United Penis of Kanye. Think about that! It sounds good, doesn't it? The United Penis of Kanye. We’d win so much, we’d get tired of winning. We’d be the champions of the world, folks. Nobody would even come close. Believe me."
HowlingDeporter retweeted
My granddad told me the reason he has wrinkly fingers is from finger banging my grandmother for 65 years.
HowlingDeporter retweeted
was this before or after the subrace of people known for having sex with things - living or dead, moved there en masse?
HowlingDeporter retweeted
It's 2009. I'm locked in on Batman: Arkham Asylum when my friend quietly says, "I think I was molested."
Without taking my eyes off the screen, I respond, "I'm never gonna beat this Shock & Awe Challenge."
HowlingDeporter retweeted
I'm sincerely hoping no White service members were hurt by indian incompetence.
