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Jonk

@HowlingMonkE

unintelligence expert | non-certified therapist | working class | Pontins Welly Wanging Champion 1999 | Politically homeless you’re blocked

 The Disunited Kingdom
lolgetfucked.co.uk
Joined February 2023
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Most new followers get blocked now. If your username is a word and a load of numbers, probably blocked. If I’m the only account you’ve followed, blocked. If your account shares porn, automatically blocked. If you have no followers and just insult people, definitely blocked. Surprise me, actually say hi like a real person.
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How’s David Walliams doing these days?
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Wow…
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War against who?
Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
@LeadingReport9h
U.S. milıtary prepares for a major wąr that could cripple power grids and disrupt supply chains, per NYP.
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It’ll be worth it in the end
Young Bob (@YoungBobRB) profile pictureYoung Bob
@YoungBobRBOct 26
This is becoming absolutely ridiculous. Just a quick update on the case, I’ve received a phone call from the Metropolitan Police informing me that the case has been dropped with no further action. I’ve been arrested seven times simply for expressing my views, yet I’ve never been charged. Just endless stress, anxiety, and nights spent in a cell.
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I can no longer trust the British police
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokOct 26
Thomas Moffitt, a conservative activist, was reportedly arrested in the UK for saying "Paki" instead of "Pakistani" No, this isn't a joke. The UK has no free speech. If Democrats win, this is what the U.S. will look like
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TRUMP WAS RIGHT: Study Finds Paper Straws More Harmful to the Environment than Plastic
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Total remigration is going to look extreme, but I don't care. They brought this on themselves and millions will go.
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Think about it, the UK has fallen so far that its greatest ally America, has had to pull its planes off British Airbases because they have no confidence in Britain being able to protect their multi billion dollar aircraft from this guy. #Fairford
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🚨 Are you and your loved ones training every week? Curling up in a ball won't save you from a primitive instinct to kill. Bystanders won't help you. You'll be relying on the defective mercy and empathy of a wild animal.
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Police in the UK just seized a shipment of 100 machetes heading to an HMO. How many hidden deliveries have already slipped past? They are preparing for something serious. IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP 🇬🇧
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Drove past one in Staffordshire today and it’s not gone back up to its pre heatwave level. We need a monsoon.
Rupert Lowe MP (@RupertLowe10) profile pictureRupert Lowe MP
@RupertLowe10Oct 26
It's reported that the reservoirs could run dry before Christmas. This level of incompetence is criminal, honestly.
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Last Chalice (@lastchalice) profile pictureLast Chalice
@lastchaliceOct 27
Ashley Williams. The most romanced space racist in the galaxy.
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Replying to @reidhoffman
Epstein hounded me relentlessly to go to his pedo island and I always declined. Not you though. You actually went. What “gifts” did you bring to Epstein when you went to pedo island?
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Big mistake Japan.
🇯🇵 Colonel Otaku Gatekeeper 🇯🇵 (@politicalawake) profile picture🇯🇵 Colonel Otaku Gatekeeper 🇯🇵
@politicalawakeOct 27
🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Takaichi's government has officially signed the deal with Bangladesh which will see 100K Bangladeshis move to Japan every year for the next five years. By 2030 Japan there will be 500K Bangladeshis living in Japan which will double the current Muslim population. A complete betrayal
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Bangladesh's government says it plans to send 100,000 workers a year, but a plan is not a Japanese quota. The Oct. 17 bilateral memorandum covers skills and worker protections; its reported terms specify no such quota. bangladesh2japan.probashi.gov.bd en.prothomalo.com/bangladesh/im5…
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Mark Wahlberg… Israeli spy.
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Why is no one stopping this?
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 26
More than 60 Christians killed in Ethiopia 'massacre', church official says bbc.in/4e11nug
Ethiopia attacks: More than 60 Orthodox Christians killed in Oromia

Ethiopia attacks: More than 60 Orthodox Christians killed in Oromia

One resident, whose 75-year-old father was killed, described it as an ambush, saying they were surrounded.

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I believe him.
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Saskia (@Saskiaaa_____) profile pictureSaskia
@Saskiaaa_____Oct 27
This is the guy charged with RAF Fairford plot. Stop laughing.
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Jimmy Carr nails the Paris riots
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