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Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackleMay 13

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Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackle3h

What if instead of sending people emails the government sent people females.

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I'm an idiot savante

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JUNIPER VTUBER || FOREST QUEEN@juniper_vtuberOct 22

What is your new name without these letters?

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❂@SONNENRIZZOct 23

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Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackle4h

Really concerned with this cornell thing. Have decided I will not be sending any of my daughters to college. I value education but sheesh.

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All responsible parents should follow suit

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cool@35yearoldfriend4h

We have two ears and one mouth because you’re supposed to cover up your ears and begin shouting

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I think women need to grow up and marry me already

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Start doing this whenever you face the slightest inconvenience.

Crazy Clips 🔞

@crazedclipOct 22

BREAKING: Chinese man threw himself from his 30th floor window after getting into a heated argument with his wife

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Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackle10h

It’s better to be single than to be with a woman who doesn’t find you attractive. Morrissey actually has a song about this.

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@zapatas_momOct 23

Okay, genuine advice for the non-Chads. This is not bait. This is real advice. If you want a woman, if you want a relationship, and if you want a woman who is consistent and sticks around, you actually have to offer what Chad doesn’t. You have to offer commitment. You have to offer commitment BEFORE sex. You have to offer courtship. You have to offer dates. You have to offer gifts. You have to offer all of the things that would make her see how you’re different and make a relationship with you more enticing than a casual thing with Chad. You may not like this, and I think a lot of the time there’s a lot of resentment, so the non-Chads don’t want to do it. “Wah, wah. Why should I have to put in all the effort if Chad doesn’t?” Because you’re not Chad. Because he gets to do something you don’t. End of story. You don’t like it? Too bad. Grow up. This is life. This is what you have to do if you want to get a partner. There’s literally no way around it.

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Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackle15h

Sometimes I fear that the whole world is queer

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cool@35yearoldfriend16h

I measure progress in seconds

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Racism and sexism: one struggle

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Rata 🍂@RANK10YGOOct 22

steam next fest

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@RealDixonUranusOct 23

Neil Armweak

OneTen Mafia@__Mafia110__Oct 23

Jimmy Frauder

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Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackleOct 23

Speak in extremes, it'll save you time

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JEY_RAIDENT (VT ARTIST COMMS OPEN)@Jey_raidentOct 22

Gun to your head Name an game without the letter ' E '.

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Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackleOct 23

All an alcoholic needs to do is keep drinking. It's not that complicated. No meetings or humiliation rituals required.

@Daily_MailUSOct 22

Josh Brolin now attends Alcoholics Anonymous meetings every day at 6am to stay sober... after waking up on a sidewalk from drinking trib.al/Eo2Cwr2

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@goodcharlsOct 23

Replying to @tigerlilysghost

He comes from a toasted place

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Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackleOct 23

If I was in the army I'd punch my drill sergeant. Unless the sergeant was a woman, then I think you know what would go down.

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