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One thing I’ve noticed When Republicans win: My life doesn’t get better, it just doesn’t get worse When Democrats win: My life gets worse
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Every GOP strategist, consultant, and candidate should be forced to participate in a role-playing exercise this morning. Your name is Bob. You’re a 49-year-old blue-collar worker in Ohio. You’ve always struggled to make ends meet. The good jobs were all shipped to China and the few remaining pay a pittance wage, undercut by endless illegal labor. You’re a 3x Trump voter because you believed he would finally make America great again. You put your son through Ohio State. He graduated cum laude in computer science. You couldn’t have been prouder. After months searching, he landed an entry-level job at Microsoft. Beneath his qualifications, but a good start for a smart kid. Then he got laid off. That same month, Microsoft applied for 150,000 more H-1B visas because it can’t find qualified Americans. Your son has spent six months back in his childhood bedroom, sending hundreds of applications without landing an interview. On TV, Trump boasts about the greatest economy in history and how many women and minorities are finding jobs. You decide a father-son steak night might cheer him up. Gas is $4.50 a gallon. Filling your truck costs over $100. At Kroger, ribeyes are $30/lb. You settle for hamburger, even though 70/30 ground beef still costs $10+. At checkout, a fat black woman is screaming at the cashier because her EBT will only cover most of the filet mignon and lobster in her cart. You think to yourself how the Iran war has made everything expensive, but at least we’re stopping their nuclear bomb. You weren’t even sure where Iran was before you googled it after we first bombed them in March. After dinner, you take your son to the county fair. Half the people aren’t speaking English. Virtually none of the crowd looks like you. You’re forced to leave early after a “teen takeover” turns violent. A foreign born judge pledges none of them will go to jail. Back home, you turn on the TV. Vivek Ramaswamy is lecturing the crowd about American mediocrity and why Ohio needs more foreign talent. Your son grows upset. You change the channel. Now a Republican surrogate, the daughter of a governor or wife of an elderly billionaire, explains that young White men are the REAL welfare queens. They’d rather play videogames in their parents’ basements than work. Your son says nothing. He just goes back to his childhood bedroom. You turn off the TV. Then your neighbor starts blasting reggaeton and cracking open Modelos. He brought his cousin’s family from Mexico to help with all the minority-business contracts his construction firm keeps winning. Tonight they’re celebrating his nephew’s birth, the family’s first birthright American citizen. You sit alone in your living room. You worked hard, paid taxes, obeyed the law, and raised your son to do everything right. You voted Republican again and again because you believed somebody in Washington would finally fight for you. Instead, your wages are stagnant. Groceries are unaffordable. Your community is unrecognizable. Your country is fighting another foreign war. And upstairs, the son you sacrificed everything for is lying awake in the bedroom he slept in at twelve, wondering what the heck he’s even supposed to do with his life now. Every time you turn on the TV, the Republicans you elected are either congratulating themselves or explaining why you and your son are the problem. For ten years, they told you America’s future depended on your vote. Now you aren’t even sure America has a future worth defending. The Republican Party needs to answer one simple question this morning: You’ve spent a decade demanding Bob’s loyalty. You’ve given him stagnant wages, unaffordable groceries, another foreign war, and a son who did everything right but can’t find work. And when they complain, you call them lazy, entitled, and racist. What possible reason have you given Bob and his son to vote Republican? Do you honestly think you deserve their vote?
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Hegseth has been a bright spot in this administration and firing the guy for enthusiastically and precisely doing exactly what you asked him to do would be a low move. You asked the guy to strike Iran without committing any ground forces and with no meaningful plan in place for some type of regime change. The military did a very good job of destroying Iranian ground targets and killing Iranian leadership with precision and broad overall success. Relative to GWOT, our losses here have been minimal and our military worked around the clock in hostile and contested environments without any major fault or scandal. Hegseth continues to be the right guy to lead the DoD (DoW), without question. You asked him and the military to strike Iran, and that's exactly what you got. The fact that this was an unpopular decision is not Hegseth's fault. The military did their part; that's Hegseth's side of it. Own up to the bad decision, don't blame your people for it, especially the ones who have been steadfast and loyal and high-performing.
BREAKING: President Trump has been asking advisers if he should fire US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth following the Republicans' loss in the Midterms, per CBS News. Some White House aides have reportedly said the blame for the loss will be placed on Head of US Central Command, Brad Cooper, and General Dan Caine. JD Vance has blamed the Iran War for the election loss.
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The Anakin edits might turn the tides of the midterms
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Replying to @ag_gobby
It's really obvious honestly. People can point to demo and say "but they do xyz! That's worse!" Which may be true, but they weren't in power the last 2 years and voters are goldfish. Republicans chose to lose in an era were winning couldn’t be easier.
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BREAKING: Leaked audio captures a call between Vivek and his campaign staff discussing the election results
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If Trump wins I am going to spend the next year sadistically tormenting every lib I’ve had even the slightest disagreement with. If Trump loses I hope my enemies can win with grace and maybe show a little maturity for once
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A poll worker in Minnesota. They just want free healthcare, guys.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The poll worker is a registered Republican election judge who wore the commercial "Problem Solved" blood-splatter Halloween shirt as a costume on Oct. 31 with no political intent, per City of Rogers. Design predates Kirk's death. alphanews.org/exclusive-pict… facebook.com/cityofrogers/p…
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Pro tip for voting: Get a sample ballot from the democrats and vote the exact opposite of everything they want.
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Gekauft!
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How many more girlbosses need to lawn dart their aircraft into the ground / other aircraft before we learn the lesson that women shouldn’t be pilots?
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A Europa será destruída por mulheres que projetam naqueles animais a maternidade que cabia aos filhos que elas abortaram.
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Replying to @WomanDefiner
Even in a plane, a woman still manages to hit a curb.
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The amount of mfs I see claiming the plane was a missile is enough to make me wanna switch teams. The goyim truly deserve what's coming. "There's no plane parts! WHERE ARE THE BODIES!?" NIGGA THEY ARE IN THE FUCKING CRATER CREATED BY A 354MPH LEERJET YOU SIMPLE FUCKS.
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Replying to @HowlingShitpost
Wanda Maxinout the scale
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Replying to @ThomBrady5
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Straightest black man ever
“one race the human race”
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