I help HPC practitioners overcome abuse from supercomputers, intimate compiler violence, complex architecture trauma and addiction to Linpack
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Thank you for coming to this week’s group therapy session, this is a safe and supportive space. Tell me #HPC, what troubles you this week?
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Dr. Bench Mark, HPC Therapist Parody retweeted
What did the programmer say after visiting the opticians for a new pair of glasses?
"Ah, now I can C better!"
😜
#programmerjokes #developerhumor
Show a little sympathy folks. Bad #HPC codes can bring down even the strongest among us.
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So last week I did an interview in my role as Inclusivity Chair for #SC21, and it's posted now! As always seems to happen, we've done a ton of work I couldn't fit into the interview, so here's some bonus material. A 🧵1/9
sc21.supercomputing.org/2021…
#HPC #DiversityinSTEM #Inclusivity
Dr. Bench Mark, HPC Therapist Parody retweeted
Countdown to #SC21: 👇Thread by Inclusivity Chair @ayjaylauer
No one should feel left out
Everyone is welcome @Supercomputing!
#HPC #AI
So last week I did an interview in my role as Inclusivity Chair for #SC21, and it's posted now! As always seems to happen, we've done a ton of work I couldn't fit into the interview, so here's some bonus material. A 🧵1/9
sc21.supercomputing.org/2021…
#HPC #DiversityinSTEM #Inclusivity
Everyone send @CarissaHolohan some #HPC affirmations.
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All #HPC machines are powered by SysAdmin tears
Just what does it take to power the nation’s first #exascale #supercomputer? As it turns out, a lot of hard work! Read about the individuals who are helping to power the upcoming @HPE_Cray EX Frontier: olcf.ornl.gov/powering-front…
#DiscoverFrontier #ExascaleDay
Every day is a No Bones day when you have to use CMake. Also don’t underbid yourself. You are worth more than this
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Feeling crabby about #HPC?
Forget millions of cores, you could run Doom on 16 billion crabs!
pcgamesn.com/doom/crabs
#HPC via @iboudreau
And @mihosalopek who says #HPC stands for “High Performance Crustaceans” 😊
Let us all be more aware of how our actions cause pain.
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Delusional Portability Fantasy Disorder is where a person cannot tell what is reality from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions that performance across systems can be attained, which are unshakable beliefs in something untrue. #HPC
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It’s never too late to begin processing trauma. #HPC
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“A compiler failure is not a mistake…the real mistake is to stop trying.” —BF Skinner #HPC
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Have you been a victim of an #HPC crime? I am here to help
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