nicki minaj ❤️

I am a straight, heterosexual, straight man who is very straight and likes women and is completely heterosexual yes mm women

oh u think ur bad??? I put lego stickers on first try.

yawn climaxed. your move @BlubirdActual

happy femboy friday🥰

jeff probst is the best reality tv host... I don’t make the rules

should driving 2 blocks take less than a minute? yes. did I listen to all 6 minutes and 36 seconds of “sunday in the park with george” ??? also yes

why boomerangs always gotta b hitting it from that angle??? 😭😭😭

ok NOT TO GET POLITICAL BUTTTTT: jurse ✌🏼😌✨

I just got deez nutsd. never felt worse -january 19, 2021

ok um anand??? why do u think I have the mental bandwidth to listen to battle scars at 9 in the morning

anyone else ever want to just scream bloody murder but don’t want to damage your vocal chords?? no just me?? 😔 i hate being gay

I do not speak french

y’all remember in elementary school when you didn’t like what someone said so u just hit em with “iT’s OppOsiTE dAY” so u could get your way literally what was that era

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

so ur telling me christmas is about a fucking BABY?!!??!?? 🤢🤢🤢😵💀💀💀🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

BRANDS ALWAYS CALLING THEMSELVES “____ & co” 😭🥺😭😫😖😭😣😫😭🥺💔☹️😖😫☹️🥺💔😭😫😢🥺💔☹️😖😢😭😭 WHO’S CO 😭🥺😢💔😭

watching the last episode of a show without realizing it’s the last episode feels like betrayal

I can’t believe that ariana grande copied my hit single “astrology, yes” that I turned in for my 9th grade latin project‼️‼️‼️ like write your own music saweetie🤬‼️💀