“I want one in every color,” says one reviewer.

Reviewers say it will “eliminate all those bad smells in your mouth, no matter the time and day.”

“It helps soften the wrinkles around my eyes and mouth. It has a nice scent and feels like butter.”

“I spent my entire adult life in near-constant pain, working full time and pretending my condition was no big deal. Maybe it didn’t have to be that way.”

“I can’t wear any other shoe now. It literally feels like I am walking barefoot, or like I’m walking on a cloud.”

Andre McKechnie, 55, who is serving a life sentence for murder, argued in court that withholding the polarizing yeast-based spread breached his human right to “enjoy his culture as an Australian.”

But you've gotta eat. And it's cheaper to cook at home more often. Ugh.

"There are scores of MAGA folks screeching in chorus about evil liberal teachers indoctrinating kids with vegan transgender socialism."

Changes in thinking and memory can be concerning.

If you wake up with a little drool on your pillow, listen up.