I’m That Guy

You

It’s a good thing you all weren’t around back then to ruin storytelling. Yall would have the hare beat the tortes because it’s scientifically accurate

That makes you a normal person

Dave is such an asshole for blowing nasty cigarette smoke in everyone’s face

Do you think he should say no to more money than most Americans make in a month to show up somewhere and spit a verse he came up with on the fly? He was right. Niggas is mad. When the wave hits you either jump on that surfboard or wipeout.

Action comedy fans maybe?

He’s been booked for over a month now. This is the momentum. He put that filter and blew up and none of this is promised so why not collect all he can while it’s hot?

I’m sorry,, I couldn’t even read all of this because , what else would a woman who is drunk be under the influence of other than alcohol?

White parents were shamed for letting their children dress as black panther or Moana and you ask this dumb ass question

He is! Nobody needs labels anymore especially not when he make way than an advance they’re gonna offer, sitting right in front of his computer. FYM?!