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I'm trying to lock in in class but the only thing i can think abt is ladycock
Thereβs this quote that I think about oftenβ¦ #mlbtwt
Hugo the Waffle retweeted
Thereβs this quote that I think about oftenβ¦ #mlbtwt
i awkwardly turned around with a forced smile, and said that she's my mom. all of their smiles turned to actual fear and they all apologized to me like hundreds of times after that πππππππ
Hugo the Waffle retweeted
I yearn for competence. I want to be a competent adult. Not just in work or on my nichΓ© interests but life in general. To know how to fix stuff, to know a guy who knows a guy, to have incredible soft skills. It is a consummation devoutly to be wished.
Hugo the Waffle retweeted
i don't get it
'apply to 20 jobs a day' are yall literally applying to *ANY* jobs like from a graveyard nightshift worker to senior financial manager???
tf u mean 20 a day
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i gave my mom my old phone because hers was broken and i was sure the gallery was empty but she somehow found a gif of heavy and medic from TF2 passionately making out with the caption "hop on tf2" and confronted me abt it shaking, in her knees with GENINUE fear (1/4)
she like panicked as well and were like "its just a joke you are just an old hag and don't understand HUMOR. EVEN IF HE WAS GAY which he isn't btw, WE WOULD STILL LOVE HIM! ESPECIALLY ME! HE CAN BE A FAG AND LOOK AT ANIMATED MEN KISSING IF HE WANTS!" and i literally froze. (3/4)
idk how ppl are able to have fun in age gap relationships because i just feel like a baby with anyone 2 years older than me
Hugo the Waffle retweeted
The type of muslim youβll only ever find in the west.
You won't find muslim politicians openly defending trans rights or supporting legalization of same sex marriage in a dayligt in muslim majority countries no matter how progressive they claim to be,, not even in secular ones
Hugo the Waffle retweeted
Sorry but it feels kind of cartoonish that my mom was genuinely hitting me as a baby. What did I do bro
I'll never be able to buy merch of stuff i like, not even the bootleg ones, cuz even if i were able to afford it it would never be shipped here its fine it's really fine I'm ok
i deeply crave attention and validation from other people and when i (deservedly) get it i just feel like an attention whore

























