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I'm trying to lock in in class but the only thing i can think abt is ladycock
There’s this quote that I think about often… #mlbtwt
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There’s this quote that I think about often… #mlbtwt
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i awkwardly turned around with a forced smile, and said that she's my mom. all of their smiles turned to actual fear and they all apologized to me like hundreds of times after that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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College moodboard
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why do ppl call white ppl crackers. who are they cracking. i want to crack too :[
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I yearn for competence. I want to be a competent adult. Not just in work or on my nichΓ© interests but life in general. To know how to fix stuff, to know a guy who knows a guy, to have incredible soft skills. It is a consummation devoutly to be wished.
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i don't get it 'apply to 20 jobs a day' are yall literally applying to *ANY* jobs like from a graveyard nightshift worker to senior financial manager??? tf u mean 20 a day
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everyones saying bismillah before taking their estrogen shot
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i gave my mom my old phone because hers was broken and i was sure the gallery was empty but she somehow found a gif of heavy and medic from TF2 passionately making out with the caption "hop on tf2" and confronted me abt it shaking, in her knees with GENINUE fear (1/4)
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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she like panicked as well and were like "its just a joke you are just an old hag and don't understand HUMOR. EVEN IF HE WAS GAY which he isn't btw, WE WOULD STILL LOVE HIM! ESPECIALLY ME! HE CAN BE A FAG AND LOOK AT ANIMATED MEN KISSING IF HE WANTS!" and i literally froze. (3/4)
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my mom couldn't compherend any of that and panicked even more and started crying convinced that i was gay because of my sis so i had to talk her out of it for like the next 2 hours about how straight i am and lie about having a gf 😭😭😭😭iterally fuck my stupid faggot life (4/4)
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Hugo the Waffle retweeted
Arab Touhou
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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idk how ppl are able to have fun in age gap relationships because i just feel like a baby with anyone 2 years older than me
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The type of muslim you’ll only ever find in the west. You won't find muslim politicians openly defending trans rights or supporting legalization of same sex marriage in a dayligt in muslim majority countries no matter how progressive they claim to be,, not even in secular ones
For the first time in US history, the country has both a Muslim mayor and senator.
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Sorry but it feels kind of cartoonish that my mom was genuinely hitting me as a baby. What did I do bro
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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I'll never be able to buy merch of stuff i like, not even the bootleg ones, cuz even if i were able to afford it it would never be shipped here its fine it's really fine I'm ok
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i deeply crave attention and validation from other people and when i (deservedly) get it i just feel like an attention whore
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>be a friend >i dismiss their boundaries >they are uncomfortable >not a friend >woe is me
>go to chicago with my fav irl friend >misgender him the entire trip, he says it's whatever >get home and find out he unadded me everywhere >even on steam
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