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I have a theory that dating apps give losers confidence because they're finally in a space where they can do the rejecting
I can tell I’m too prideful because this wouldn’t flatter me at all
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
It’s not that bad usually but New Mystery chapter 20x filtered the fuck out of me what were they thinking
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the chicken alfredo all stars
Multiple celebrities are currently liking posts and videos of Nicki Minaj supporting President Donald Trump and the Republicans.
People are finally waking up. Nicki Minaj has broken the wheel and shown that cancellation can no longer be used as a weapon to silence celebrities for their political beliefs.
Dates kinda seem like a cheat code they’re pretty nutritious and they taste like candy
It’s what a fig wishes it was
White people will say this and then call the coos on the lone black man walking around in their neighborhood
Shopping for clothing in person is ass but shopping online is a different type of ass because it’s almost impossible to find something so basic next to all the variety



























