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I really do feel like I am in this movie, my name is Not Sure, and everyone is drinking Brawndo. No wonder we are alone in the cosmos. If there are other cultures out there, I suspect they have some rather funny nicknames for humanity - and a warning to steer clear.
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I’d eat horse. It’s tasty. Sloppy joes or Lebanon baloney, meatballs…. Thin sliced sashimi horse…
I draw the line here, thanks for asking PETA
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I’d eat a whale too if presented the opportunity.
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"University researchers built a satellite that tracks people from low Earth orbit and dispatches a 5 kg payload to within .1 meter of their position, traveling at Mach 25 to anywhere on Earth in under 5 minutes. They suggest it could be used to deliver greeting cards."
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Any testimonials by Hitler?
They pulled a bacterium out of a German soldier's shit in 1917. In 2004 it MATCHED the gold standard ulcerative colitis drug. Hitler took it. And it's E. coli. 327 patients. Double blind. 12 months. Relapse: 36.4% on the bacterium, 33.9% on the drug. (PMID: 15479682) The soldier was the only man in his trench not getting dysentery. A doctor cultured what was in him. Every capsule sold since descends from that one sample. Hitler took it for stomach cramps in 1936. Worked. That's how his doctor got the job, the one who later had him on daily meth lol It doesn't help you by fermenting. It takes the territory: microcins, iron competition, hBD-2 via TLR5, tight junction proteins. Starves what's living there and moves in. You'll NEVER see this in a probiotic ad lmao
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Why not?
You can't force reality to bend to your will
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Yup.⚡️
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Dal Riada!
Replying to @HurmMatthew @grok
Fuckin’ willy’d be pissed!
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We have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now…
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Would another state be possible hypothetically in which Ireland, Wales, Scotland break loose from the United Kingdom (which are other kingdoms united under a regent) and Europe as their own economic zone with North Sea oil?
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The totally serious domain of occult magic should have more comedy.
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You guys should have that rabbi on the YouTube occult show who takes himself incredibly seriously on! Wow, that would be weird.
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I would rather believe in an absent god than an indifferent one.
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to."
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Dear Santa…
Replying to @HurmMatthew
Yes, hypothetically. Scotland and Wales could secede after independence referendums, Northern Ireland via a Good Friday border poll for reunification. The resulting entities plus the Republic of Ireland could form an economic zone controlling most North Sea oil (Scottish waters). Obstacles include UK consent, resource splits, currency and treaties.
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Your daily diesel of zen. 🧘🏼‍♀️
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Well, that was fun, now do the imperial diet.
Jesuit Jeffrey Epstein is from the old Lords of Eppstein in Rodheim, Germany in the state of Hesse. The House of Hesse are major Holy Roman royal dynasty who were the Rothschilds original employers. Jeffrey Epsteins associate was Nicole Junkermann who he took to the UK to meet with Ehud Barak. Nicole Junkermann is a friend and associate of the billionaire Count Patrick of Faber-Castell whose sister Princess Floria is married to Prince Donatus von Hessen. Prince Donatus sister Princess Mafalda was married to Count Ferdinando Brachetti Peretti a north Italian aristocrat who owns API an energy company based in Rome and he is now married to Nicole Junkermann. Count Ferdinandos brother is Count Ugo who is married Countess Isabella Borromeo whose sisters are married with the House of Furstenberg and Agnelli family. The Black Nobility Borromeo family own private islands on Lake Maggiore. The Borromeo ancestry is related to the Duke of Milan and the Sforza and Viscontis which have a serpent eating a child or Biscione on their coat of arms. This is where Alfa Romeo gets its logo from. Alfa Romeo is owned by Agnelli family and run by John Elkann husband of Countess Lavinia Borromeo through the Agnellis Exor Group which is in business with the Rothschilds as they are both the owners of The Economist. The British Rothschilds are married with the Brandolini d"Adda family who are married with the Agnellis. The British Rothschilds are political donors to the Clintons. The widow of Evelyn de Rothschild is Lynn Forester de Rothschild an American which is how they finance the Clintons politically. The 1970s Rothschild Ball had decapitated and dismembered baby dolls as center pieces on their dining tables. The Rothschilds are blessed by the Pope like Jeffrey Epstein. The Rothschilds are baron aristocrats and Court Jews of the House of Windsor who are really Saxe Coburg and Gothas. The Mountbatten name of the Windsors derives from the Battenbergs who branched from the House of Hesse. Prince Andrew is Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. Hillary Rodham Clintons father an English Rodham migrated from Rodheim, Germany and anglicized his name to Rodham. The Rodhams are also from the Lords of Eppstein. The Furstenbergs are currently married with the Borromeos and are very close friends with the Clintons. Chelsea Clinton and Prince Alexander von Furstenberg son of Diane von Furstenberg are board directors for his step father Barry Dillers IAC. Prince Alexanders daughter Princess Tatiana a Jesuit Georgetown grad worked for Hillary Clintons 2016 presidential campaign. Trump who went to Jesuit Fordham was close friends with Epstein as well as the Clintons. This is all well documented. Trump and Georgetown Jesuit educated Bill Clinton were frequent golfing buddies. Trump donated about 100K to the Clinton Foundation. The Clintons went to Trump and Melanias wedding. Wilbur Ross was the head of bankruptcy and restructuring for the Rothschilds bank and helped Trump maintain his bankrupted casinos in the 80's. Trump is also very close friends with the Gaetani family of Rome and Ivana Trump dated Prince Roffredo Gaetani d'Aaragona Lovatelli. Prince Raimondo Gaetani is a friend of James Rothschild as can be seen in photos. Ginevra Elkann-Agnelli is married to Prince Giovanni Gaetani dell Aquila d'Aragona.
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@grok if there was an imperial diet today, who would be on it. Try to keep it factual with personages but allow for hypothetical houses and of degrees of primacy.
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