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πŸͺžVANITY FAILπŸͺž V.13 #SATIRE
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Out with the Duchess, in with the nurse! The Royal Family have officially moved on from the Meghan Markle drama, and all eyes are now on Harriet Phillips as the Firm’s new secret. βœ¨πŸ‘‘ #SATIRE #ROYALFAMILY #SUSSEXFAIL
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And --zero 'lipgloss drama', just sincere respect and positivityβ£οΈβœ¨πŸ‘‘ πŸ’„
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🚨And the Emmy goes to --George To The Rescue❣️ A win for renovating homes of families in needβ€”while With Love, Meghan got axed after failing to crack Netflix’s top 1,000 with flower sprinkles and spreads. One rescues neighbors; the other hosted lame parties in a mansion. πŸ†
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"Plot twist! Spoke too soon --the winner for Outstanding Lifestyle Program is A Different Breed πŸ†. Yes, With Love, Meghan officially lost the Emmy to literal dogs. A ruff night for the Duchess, proving that even heavy curation and celebrity cameos can't save a show the public universally panned-ouch!"
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A failure till the end! 🍾πŸ₯‚
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Meghan’s timing is impeccable. While the tabloids are having a field day with the Met Police letter, her father’s alleged issues, and the whole β€œwe lost the original, can we borrow yours?" She conveniently exits the UK stage left...againβ‰οΈπŸ˜†πŸ˜…
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A quiet sea of delicate petals greets her at every turn. She is always welcomed by kind-hearted people with dainty bouquets --tender roses, sunny tulips, softly scented lilies --offered with true smiles and warm affection. We simply adore Catherine, Princess of Wales. πŸ’›πŸ©·πŸ©΅ #HappyMonday #ThePrincessOfWales #FutureQueen
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In case anyone tells you it was a β€˜success’ β€”- show this drone view of the #sussexfail event β€ΌοΈπŸ˜…πŸ˜† πŸŽ₯ @dronemannottingham vm.tiktok.com/ZGdCu5Mht/
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Pretending to care about others 'for a day' --when she can't even support her own father β‰οΈπŸ™„ By the way, the Malala Fund is much more successful than Archewell Philanthropies. Maybe, Malala Fund could help out Meghan's failing business -- NOT‼️ πŸ˜†πŸ˜… #WasNever #SussexFail
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πŸ€πŸ–€πŸ©Ά In a world of private citizens adorning gingham aprons while couch surfing in the Cotswolds… there’s Catherine, Princess of Wales, showing everyone how it's actually done. πŸ‘‘βœ¨ (Temperly London, Gingham Dress)
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Look who just joined X after learning that @elonmusk and @shivon have gone separate waysβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸš€ #BillionaireGoals #ByeMoonBump #HelloMarsBump
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In Honour of Private Citizen, Meghan Markle
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Private citizens, public shame. Ouchβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜†πŸ˜… (Disclaimer: No royals were harmed while generating this video)
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