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perhaps the most baffling part about his design is that he has his comic book face but for some reason he has a humanoid face under it
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Latinos probably the only ones in night city still saying nigga instead of choom
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tim hortons donuts kinda look like a butthole and im a #RimBeast #ButtEater
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Nice to see Chris Pratt taking on risky roles outside of his comfort zone, heโ€™s almost unrecognisable here.
First trailer for โ€˜WAY OF THE WARRIOR KIDโ€™, starring Chris Pratt and Jude Hill. The film follows a decorated Navy SEAL who trains his nephew to stand up to his bullies. Releasing November 20 on Apple TV.
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there's people out there who you can tell their humour is so boring they started losing their minds laughing at ai cats
169,000 people unironically thought some random calling a Rioter a CHILD ABDUCTOR is funny LeagueTwt gotta be the biggest gathering of losers the internet has ever seen
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yellow: mmnnnngh.. mmnngh... mnnnnghh... green: oooo... mmnngh... mmmghhh... yellow: *nods and agrees* green: *nods and agrees*
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Trump slams 'rigged' Brazil election
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Frenchies trying to hit me with the 2000000th school shooter joke
aprรจs les japonais et les argentinsโ€ฆ les รฉtats uniens cโ€™est bientรดt votre tour
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your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work. Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head. When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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Deputies said Miller arranged a babysitter from Tampa to check on the children mornings and after school but not overnight; she had filed for divorce from the father amid his recent battery charge and restraining order. youtube.com/watch?v=J1yakPโ€ฆ nypost.com/2026/10/27/us-โ€ฆ the-sun.com/news/17215185/โ€ฆ usatoday.com/story/news/criโ€ฆ
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Guy who does autopsy on dead bodies flinched when he saw my face
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New jerking off bug:
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this is like if The Riddler was a BPD woman
Nobodyโ€™s talking about Tamraโ€™s playlist with a hidden message on Spotifyโ€ฆ wtf #ethanklein #H3H3 #h3 #hilaklein #cheatinghusband #H3PODCAST
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They're doing sitcom episodes parodying video essays now I didnt think we'd get here
โ€˜THE SIMPSONSโ€™ will air an episode titled โ€˜The Kosmic Kruiserโ€™ where Bart and Lisa break into Krustylandโ€™s โ€œmost notorious and failed attraction.โ€ Jenny Nicholson will appear in a guest role.
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When I was in high school me and my friends would go and get a soft-served Ice Cream from Lady Janes Ice Cream Parlour and eat them at the Lakefront๐Ÿ˜‹
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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In my opinion, reviews shouldn't be allowed until all modes are out... Black Ops 7 got review bombed because of a bad campaign. The opposite happened to Modern Warfare 4 because of a good campaign.
One of the most celebrated Call of Duty games in its 24-year history, and now $40B in lifetime franchise revenue. An incredible milestone. Congrats to the Activision team. And to the players, thank you for being with us.
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๐๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ”ช New to #philosophytwt -insane quotes ๐Ÿ’€ -need obedient egirl theorist -top 1% books ever -Meursault ๐Ÿ
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Ok
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Need an edit like this but with Richtofen *Offers to take heavy Summoning Key off Keeper ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ* *Helps Eddie fall back asleep after he woke up from a nightmare โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน๐ŸŒœ* *Plans a get-together with friends after half a decade ๐Ÿซ‚*
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Geoff Keighley executing EA executives at TGA after gassing everyone with sleepy gas
This will either be the funniest Game Awards or it will be the ending to "The Menu". There's no in between.
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