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i said call me mommy bitch

i used to smack tf out of talking tom back in the day

when the loneliness starts hitting too hard you think about recruiting players from 2 seasons ago

hot fries have the potential to transport you to an alternate timeline

you said you were 90s fine… maybe the 1890s in england🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 when they were inbreeding and shit

treat my tweets like discussion posts

some new tea just hit the tl

who’s hungrier? people that honk in the drive thru or delivery workers that eat people’s food

they’ll put hot honey up your ass if you not paying attention fr

they gotta be putting honey packs in these drinks cuz it’s no way

i liked not 1 but 2 of your posts and you still can’t tell i like you? #okaybet