I wrote a book where a vampire and a Bigfoot fall in love and fight crime, yet I'm still allowed to teach children in Florida. He/him.
Crazy Florida
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I Write Monsters retweeted
New concept artwork of Godzilla taking a nap in the Colosseum. #GodzillaXKong
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something funny when shows reference mothra and godzilla is that usually the animators assume they know what godzilla is and draw that, but with mothra they have no fucking clue and they look up a ref, so you end up with a super accurate mothra and a godzilla that looks like this
I Write Monsters retweeted
Because "we will question the underpinnings of society, undermine and re-establish the world order, grapple with the fear of death and getting older, and maybe overthrow a regime or something IDK curfew's at seven" is the most core audience Barbie energy ever.
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@mikeyhatesit @IWriteMonsters
I never thought I’d see the day where video game controllers will include the line “not intended for piloting submersible vehicles” in their instruction manuals.
I Write Monsters retweeted
Went to an early screening of @Blackening & my god, so damn funny bro. Beginning to end. Very black, very good. I’d prioritize seeing this over The Flash & all the other blockbusters coming out that same weekend (Juneteenth!) Dropping my review closer to that week #TheBlackening
I Write Monsters retweeted
What if the government seized your house through eminent domain? Could they then grant permission for the vampire to enter?
