Who dey book mark this na I hope I’m not in trouble
Replying to @Gilmoorre
2016 my year one the guy like this came to my house with a bag filled with guns and said I should keep it
Bro how ???
I just come year one you wan make I enter prison?
Chidalu retweeted
OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming”
FBI nice try
Chidalu retweeted
przejebane jest pracować w durex bo twoj szef przychodzi losowo cie wyruchac zeby przetestowac nowe prezerwatywy i to jest wpisane w umowie
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Trying to harass my best friend into getting a fill before her trip (her man is proposing) and this stubborn hoe talking about “I don’t need a fill yet” 😭😭😭
Don't taste every food given to your friend. Sometimes let them eat it alone. You might need to rush them to the hospital.





























