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Bold And Excellent at what I do | Skilled in Creative writing, Virtual Support, Content Creation and Product Marketing | Hedonist | Business Enthusiast

Nigeria
Joined June 2022
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Please ladies with virgin hair, share some tips.
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Why is my name all over the cs?🙈
X Nigerian female with the thickest ass?
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Babu sense.
Can't you guys comprehend ? Bro is literally directing the question to the public stating and I quote " if you know their handles, please tag them" How is this hard for y'all to understand? Tagging their handles makes it easier for Dickson to reconnect with them
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Advice full your mouth.
This is why detachment is important. Love like an angel, but detach like a viper. No matter how loving or Godly you are, learn to walk away. Master it. Otherwise, you’ll keep holding on to people who take pleasure in hurting you. It’s a skill. Learn it.
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Men not rinsing their dicks with water after urinating.
that one hygiene tip that people don’t talk about?
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A proper ozour. Chinedu second.😭😭
I look like Yoruba kee?😭 Does my skin look bleached, or are my hands giving two different shades? 😭😂
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I can't wait for mango season.
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Dear Lord🤦‍♂️
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I am craving peppered snail.😭
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Well . Do deep conditioning every 2 weeks
Please ladies with virgin hair, share some tips.
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I said this with my full chest until I could no longer endure the pain. 😂 About five days ago, I went to see a urologist. After a series of questions, we got to the part of the consultation I wasn't mentally prepared for. Doctor: "Please, take off your jeans." Me: (Reluctantly) 😭 He insisted there was no other way, so I complied. I took off my boxers too, and he asked me to walk over to him so he could examine my balls. At this point, my imagination had gone wild. I was already picturing this doctor putting my dick in his mouth and calculating the kind of beating I would give him if he tried anything funny. 😂😂 Anyway, after examining my balls, which were a little painful to touch, came the main event. Doctor: "I'll have to insert my finger into your anus to examine your prostate. It'll be slightly uncomfortable, and you may feel some pain." Me: "Haa! You mean my ass is about to get piped?!" 😭 Doctor: "It's necessary to examine your prostate." Omo! Na that moment I quickly lie down on the bed to collect my backshot. I had no choice. 😂 He applied lubricant around the entrance of my anus and inserted his finger. The finger was moving around until he finally located my prostate. Unfortunately for me, the moment he pressed it, I nearly saw my ancestors. The pain was something else! 😭😭 Apparently, my prostate was inflamed, and I was diagnosed with PROSTATITIS. I was placed on a two-month course of medication. Since that experience, I've been raining curses on all the gay men in existence, morning, afternoon and night. I can't believe I experienced this mini gayism in the name of medical examination. 😂😂 But jokes apart, guys, please take your health seriously. If you're experiencing persistent pain around your lower abdomen, groin, lower back or testicles, pain during ejaculation, or a burning sensation when urinating, please see a urologist. Not every genital or urinary problem is an STI. Sometimes, it's something entirely different. And please, don't wait until the pain becomes unbearable before seeking medical attention. Your health is more important than your pride. 😂
Ex ray can see your bone MRI can see your brain Ultra sound can see a baby in the womb But no machine can run my prostate examination. Doctor will have to finger my butt to carry out the test. 😒 I am not doing please. I will rather die like a warrior than let anything go inside my yansh
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Invite me to your party in December.
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36 in a bit.
I think the TL needs a 30-year-and-above picture thread… Ladies and gentlemen, Shall we?
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Sharp Courier wrote my TEMU order as delivered without me receiving the package. 😭😭
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I am supposed to be at a dinner but I made up some excuse. Now, I am at home on my bed and I wanna be there so bad.
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I like that I can check people's profile on X without them being notified. Can't do that shit on Tiktok.😂😂
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Di'ju e. Ta lo ri??
What’s the best advice you ever got from your parent that has help you through life?
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October dump, but make it about FOOD.
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Omo, my glasses be playing darn tricks. I could swear that's a thick rod about to have some.
We all see a house in a forest right?
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