I is Ac-tor, amnesia specialist, and... ah crap. https://xitter.cf/t.co/JIRE4wsBAr

Joined March 2011
This dude was watching Top Gun on the plane in the row in front of me. I was watching his monitor through the seats. He turned it off right before the finalé. I threw my drink on him.
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Yet another reason to #GOOC
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On it. We just allocated $750,000 to replace the roof at Engine 70.
Mr. Mayor! The team at @FDNY Engine 70/Ladder 53 on City Island are a lifeline for local communities — but their station roof is falling apart! We need to find $750K FAST to fix it up, so they can get back to protecting the East Bronx. Any chance you can help us out?
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Dear tennis: Figure it out. We’re not watching a best-of-5 match that starts at 10 pm ET. Even when it’s THE match we all want to watch. What a wasted opportunity.
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If only LA had enough taxes to pay for city water pipe maintenance.
BREAKING: A massive water main break floods streets in West Hollywood, turning roads into rivers as Los Angeles County firefighters respond. Multiple streets, including parts of Santa Monica Boulevard and Sunset Boulevard, are closed, and the cause remains under investigation.
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this word makes people stop playing the game @nytimes dumbasses
Wordle has enraged me today @nytimes "pshaw" IS NOT A WORD!!! No more than "pfftt" or "hmmph"
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Quite happy to have soccer off my @X timeline now please and thanks.
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Wretched
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Their statement would have shown the character of the nation if it had read, “We’re delighted to face the full strength of the USA so there will be no doubt who the better team is…”
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Royal Belgian Football Association has released a statement in regard to Folarin Balogun being able to play against them. "The Royal Belgian Football Association (RBFA) is astonished by FIFA's decision to declare suspended United States player Folarin Balogun eligible to play in the USA–Belgium match on Monday, 6 July at 5:00 p.m. (Seattle time)." "FIFA bases its decision on Article 27 of the FIFA Disciplinary Code. This provision states that the FIFA Disciplinary Committee may decide to suspend the enforcement of a previously imposed disciplinary sanction." "However, Article 66.4 of the same FIFA Disciplinary Code clearly provides that a red card (sending-off) automatically results in a suspension for the team's next match, as has been the case for all previous red cards issued during this FIFA World Cup." "Furthermore, and irrespective of the above, the decision is in direct contradiction with the provisions of the FIFA World Cup 2026 Competition Regulations, as set out in Article 10.5: "If a player or team official is sent off as a result of a direct or indirect red card (second caution), they will automatically be suspended from their team's subsequent match. In addition, further sanctions may be imposed." "The automatic nature of such a suspension was also explicitly reaffirmed in FIFA World Cup 2026 Circular No. 16, which was distributed to all participating member associations on 12 May 2026." "The same rule is reiterated at every FIFA World Cup 2026 Match Coordination Meeting prior to each match and is included in all FIFA World Cup 2026 workshop presentations. "In order to safeguard the legitimate rights of all participating teams and to protect the fundamental principles of fair play in our sport, both at this FIFA World Cup and at future editions of the tournament, the RBFA is investigating all potential options."
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The only tragic flaw of the USA, that’s not shared with every other nation on earth, is American Airlines.
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It is unbelievable to me that this wasn’t a red card + penalty kick Balogun was completely obstructed here and still hit the crossbar He earned two PKs that weren’t called This didn’t get VAR but an irrelevant midfield tangle led to a red card Unreal
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The people who created 40 Trillion in debt are angry that Elon Musk created 1 Trillion in wealth.
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Ian Bohen retweeted
Replying to @BradGalli
Due to the next batter making an out, this remains a correctable mistake and its shameful @MLB has yet to set the record straight.
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is popcorn an acceptable dinner option? please show your work
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who needs some help right now?
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Ian Bohen retweeted
Replying to @elonmusk
Hey @X is this a joke? I call out inappropriate behavior and content in gyms but there is NEVER any nudity and if there is, I cover it up. Millions of views which YOU get paid for and not even a discussion? There was no “thorough” review. Just one email and DONE. Do better X…
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I’m gonna buy you a turkey burger and sling some quarters on the the table for pool then the rest is a fucking mystery
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We’re never the same ever again
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Happy Easter everyone.
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